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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is

I've heard tell that Sir Gerard 73 has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney. :wacko:

Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, administrator of the website, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is

I've heard tell that Sir Gerard 73 has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney. :wacko:

Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, administrator of the website, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 73rd? :P
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is

I've heard tell that Sir Gerard 73 has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney. :wacko:

Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, administrator of the website, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 73rd? :P

A nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :D
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is

I've heard tell that Sir Gerard 73 has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney. :wacko:

Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, administrator of the website, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 73rd? :P

A nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :D

Well, I don't agree with that, Malcolm. Quite frankly, the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now. :cool:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is

I've heard tell that Sir Gerard 73 has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney. :wacko:

Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, administrator of the website, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

What number did he give you this time, Louis the 73rd? :P

A nice little number...a bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun. :D

Well, I don't agree with that, Malcolm. Quite frankly, the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now. :cool:

You spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by your unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?". :tsk:
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

I'm a tobacconist who just happens to be buying a book on teeth. :hi:
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

I'm a tobacconist who just happens to be buying a book on teeth. :hi:

Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. :wacko:
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You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? What am I wearing on my head? :joker:

Well it's a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias...

Well, I can't make up my mind about this family. I mean, the :codger: was appalling. He was dirty, smelly and distasteful, and I liked him very much...but.

The thread so far: Blackhawkrush has become ensnared by your Lion's extraordinary personal magnetism.

Terribly sorry, it's not in fact 'The thread so far', it is in fact edited highlights of tonight's romantic movie. :hug2:

Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir. :coy:

I met my second wife at a second-wife-swapping party. Trust me to arrive late.

Warrington's picked her up. Is he going to let her go? :popcorn: Grand lad is this.

She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.

I'm a tobacconist who just happens to be buying a book on teeth. :hi:

Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched. :wacko:

'Tis but a scratch.
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Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. :o I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'?

Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.
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Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. :o I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'?

Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.

So, why do witches burn?

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.
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Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. :o I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'?

Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.

So, why do witches burn?

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Super, super. :wub: Well, I've got to stop you there, Block, I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. From America, will you please welcome a Chippendale writing desk.
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Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. :o I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'?

Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.

So, why do witches burn?

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Super, super. :wub: Well, I've got to stop you there, Block, I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. From America, will you please welcome a Chippendale writing desk.

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something'
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Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. :o I think you'd better hurry up and fill in that form.

Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'?

Well, there's three things we can do with your mum. We can bury her, burn her, or dump her.

So, why do witches burn?

Well that's, er, very interesting, because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Super, super. :wub: Well, I've got to stop you there, Block, I'm afraid, because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the New Forest. From America, will you please welcome a Chippendale writing desk.

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something'

I'm a West Country man myself. West of England, Cornwall. :cool:
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