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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.

We dropped our pencils. :blush: :blush: :blush:
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.

We dropped our pencils. :blush: :blush: :blush:

Well we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.

We dropped our pencils. :blush: :blush: :blush:

Well we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready.

Mr. Citizen, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? :unsure:
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.

We dropped our pencils. :blush: :blush: :blush:

Well we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready.

Mr. Citizen, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? :unsure:

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! :madra:

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

We haven't eaten since the fifth day. We're done for, we're done for! :codger:

It's the end of the road!!

The non-white car is out, and Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! :D

by the time I got back from lunch I had every dental surgeon in SW1 waiting for them all in the broom cupboard. Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake.

My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

Now, write it out a hundred times. :bitchslap:

You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.

We dropped our pencils. :blush: :blush: :blush:

Well we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz, so have your pens and pencils ready.

Mr. Citizen, do you think there is any relevance in questioning the deceased? :unsure:

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang.

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is
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The Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. :popcorn:

Later on, we're going to take a look at John Wayne's latest movie, 'Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People's Heads'

A family picture. A comedy.

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Especially if it's something like 'The Sound of Music'. We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken, all that sort of thing. :scared:

And when Pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of 'Reluctant Debutante' we kill fifty Pawnee - houses heap full every night. :ebert:

Mr Blackhawkrush's remarkable views have sparked off a wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0077.gif

I've got to tell them something. Is it a Flemish merchant? :unsure:

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard

And now here comes Citizen to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him, and he is humiliating him, there and he's gone into the lead. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0005.gif

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

You don't go as far as the table. You go into the room, right? On your right is the door to the orangery, straight ahead of you is the door to the library, and to your left is the (argument) sideboard. :hi:

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments.

There will now be a whopping great intermission. :zzz:

where we take a break to invite you, the posters, to join us, the administration, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a post from another thread and ask you to guess where the fish is

I've heard tell that Sir Gerard 73 has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney. :wacko:
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