JohnRogers Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 LOL...Neil Peart news. “Today I got up and had Scotch again, I’m really enjoying retirement”, said Neil. Provide your own imaginary Neil Peart news below. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Off-loaded last of cash grab cartoon posters for rush complestists. Easiest 10K I ever made @Bubba!" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "I think I might come back to drumming... NOT" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Off-loaded last of cash grab cartoon posters for rush complestists. Easiest 10K I ever made @Bubba!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Killing me Allen! Yup! I bought Neil a bottle. Fuckk it. There is no hope for him. As long as he is happy and content with peace of mind. Who cares. Good Luck Neil! I am sure he is still smoking those red apples with his scotch. I prefer Scotch Tape. But I love an ice cold beer. Cheers to Neil! The fat man is so loaded, not sure he can even come bareback. Pun intended. Signed, "Pull the trigger of my...... LOVE GUN!" Yes, we all know RUSH opened for KISS in the Seventies. No hope. Just memories. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetersvt Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 He could certainly have Scotch when he got up while he was on the road (just probably not a good idea to ride his motorcycle). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "olivia's slumber parties keeping me up all night. Need security to handle. @wheresmymichaelbitch" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraroc Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Rush reunion? lolno." (insert Tommy Wiseau laughing .gif here) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Signed up to be a lyft driver today" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JARG Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. Saw a fat American. Ran back inside." 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. Saw a fat American. Ran back inside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "Stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. Saw a fat American. Ran back inside." Lerxst had put a mirror in front of Pratt's front door. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/rush/images/peart-nws/07.2013/22.jpg "Skinny dipping and pissing in the lake while fans fantasize over me back in the studio and on the road" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "I AM the LeStudio arsonist. @fuckthatcomeback @smoresaroundthebonfire" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "I AM the LeStudio arsonist. @fuckthatcomeback @smoresaroundthebonfire"Must be too plebian to use hashtags so he's switched to @ signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 "Signed up to be a lyft driver today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Some dude I used to work with has a book out before me? #sumbitch #cashgrab #butimthewriterofthebunch! #bastardsteppedonmytoesthatarestillinflamedfromridingmymotorcycleintherainlikeadumbass 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oracle Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Who taught the bassist how to write? #SundayMorningThoughts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Some dude I used to work with has a book out before me? #sumbitch #cashgrab #butimthewriterofthebunch! #bastardsteppedonmytoesthatarestillinflamedfromridingmymotorcycleintherainlikeadumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 I'm laughing this thread is GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 "Gonna get Kevin to write a biopic on me." "But what can he say that I haven't already said about myself?" "Hmmm..." "Maybe he can just make me a character in his next book." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) http://www.neilpeart.net/news/october_2014/Bubba_rows.jpg "Day 795 of retirement: Dear Bubba, I'm out on the lake again. This time rowing instead of swimming. Today was the first time I've put on clothing since last May. Though clothing is confining for a man of my manhood, it does remind me that clothing can civilize a person to some extent. Additionally, I've gone from pissing immediately in the lake to standing on the bow and pissing from that vantage point...into the lake. The lake is beautiful this time of year, with my piss discoloring it or not. Will get back to you later as there's a bottle of Scotch with my name on it and it can't empty itself. Your partner in crime, NEP " Edited October 9, 2017 by JohnnyBlaze 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Neil: "Jesus Christ! I need another fuckking scotch and a red apple. I really need to stop lurking on The Rush Forum. Shouldn't that f***ing forum be closed now that I'm retired and RUSH IS DEAD!? Yes, I picked up that caps on crap by one of the forum members named RUSHHEAD666. What a total asshole. Drug addict I am sure. Fuking drunk like me too I bet! At least he can play the drums thanks to ME ME ME! I really wish that the Rush Forum would simply get UNPLUGGED! Lots of ungrateful fake Rush fans on there! Fukk em! I'm a multimillionaire! All you pseudo intellectual fraud Rush fans do is complain about how much Rush collectibles cost on Rush Backstage? Unreal! Didn't realize my fan base were so damn cheap. Glad I retired!! I'm still getting royalty checks while you out there try to land a job at Burger King or White Castle. Such a Peaceable Kingdom here. NOT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JARG Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 "Braved going out of the house again. Made it down the street when I ran into a Rush fan. I thought I'd give it a try -- turns out I CAN pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend. He was elated. Felt pretty good, actually." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "As I've started to do anything I want every single day, I've grown accustomed to this retirement thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 “I’ve lost track of time, I’m not even sure what today’s star date is. I continue to be disillusioned by the stupid Americans that surround me. I’ve thought of packing up the family and moving back to St. Catharines...winter is coming”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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