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The Poll to end all Polls: Are you scarier now than you were when you were 17?


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Are you scary? Are you scarier than ever??   

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  1. 1. Are you scarier than when you were 17??

    • Yes I am, I'm DAMN scary now!
    • No way, I'm even less scary than I was back then
    • I'm about the same as I was, I've stayed consistently scary.
    • I refuse to accept that I'm scary even though I am. I'm in denial...
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    • I can't tell if I'm more scary now, I just know I'm f***ing scary!
    • I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!
    • I'm not scary but I want to be.
    • I want a poll with many more choices than this in future
    • Stop the polls, stop posting and just disappear treeduck, you're finished here! You're too scary!
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    • I'm scared of all the scary people on here, am I scary too? Mice are scared of me...
  2. 2. What feats of scaredom have you achieved so far in your existence?

    • The neighbours live in fear of me...
    • The hardcore teenage gangs started give me money, I only found out recently that it's for protection...
    • Vicious dogs flee in horror whenever they see me.
    • 15 people have died of shock just because I came within 50 feet of them
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    • The ground cracks in front of my feet as if the earth itself is trying to get away from me
    • A scared man decided to kill me and he fired a shotgun at me but the pellets turned away at the last minute too scared to hit me!
    • When I take a shit my own steaming turds climb out of the toilet and run away
    • I went to a funeral and every last corpse in the graveyard broke free from the earth and scurried away from me
  3. 3. Are you the person who lives in the well known "haunted" house in your town?

    • Yes I am
    • No I'm not
    • I want to live in a haunted house
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    • I want to live in a haunted house as long as it's like it is in the movies
    • I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits...
    • I don't know what the HELL this poll is all about!
    • I want to go to a haunted house with Earl, Lucas, Johnny Blaze and treeduck
    • I'd have to kill someone if they scared me as much as...?
      0
    • Stormtron?????????
    • I've already died of fright


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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

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Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

 

You forgot the entire Duckslinger series.

Aka: The Duck Tower

 

Also:

 

Duckfull Things

Skeleton Duck

Duck Shift

Duck Madder

Four Past Ducknight

Ducksperation

The Eyes of the treeduck

Ducky's Story

The Running Duck

Different Ducklings

Nightmares and Duckscapes

 

Wind Through the Duckhole :o

 

Sounds smelly

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

 

You forgot the entire Duckslinger series.

Aka: The Duck Tower

 

Also:

 

Duckfull Things

Skeleton Duck

Duck Shift

Duck Madder

Four Past Ducknight

Ducksperation

The Eyes of the treeduck

Ducky's Story

The Running Duck

Different Ducklings

Nightmares and Duckscapes

 

Wind Through the Duckhole :o

 

Sounds smelly

Like Duck soup!

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I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!

 

I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits..

 

I've already died of fright!

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I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!

 

I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits..

 

I've already died of fright!

 

http://static.secure.website/wscfus/8226247/2249590/lot1-w864-o.jpg

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I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!

 

I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits..

 

I've already died of fright!

 

http://static.secure.website/wscfus/8226247/2249590/lot1-w864-o.jpg

Those are the ultimate action figures! :clap:

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I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!

 

I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits..

 

I've already died of fright!

 

http://static.secure.website/wscfus/8226247/2249590/lot1-w864-o.jpg

Those are the ultimate action figures! :clap:

 

Did you end up buying them?

 

Earl probably has a few spares himself!

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I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!

 

I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits..

 

I've already died of fright!

 

http://static.secure.website/wscfus/8226247/2249590/lot1-w864-o.jpg

Those are the ultimate action figures! :clap:

 

Did you end up buying them?

 

Earl probably has a few spares himself!

I already own the whole set!

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I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!

 

I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits..

 

I've already died of fright!

 

http://static.secure.website/wscfus/8226247/2249590/lot1-w864-o.jpg

Those are the ultimate action figures! :clap:

 

Did you end up buying them?

 

Earl probably has a few spares himself!

I already own the whole set!

 

Do you keep them in the boxes or do you display them somewhere?

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My lungs are much scarier now. Hairline too. Waistline too too.

 

I thought this thread was going to be about Treeduck’s Janis Ian obsession, with all her crappy little hats and stuff.

 

Janis Ian is scary. Maybe moreso than my lungs.

 

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What truths did you learn at seventeen. Treeduck? (If I may make so bold as to ask)

That love was just for beauty queens?

You should never only eat baked beans?

That you like movies starring Sheens?

 

At seventeen I learned...I couldn’t wait to get out of my teens! (Which is NOT what Gary Glitter said :no: )

 

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Obviously I'm scary. My neighbors know that as well. I want to go to a haunted house with the lunatics you mentioned and scare the shit out of the ghosts!
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Yes, because 17 year olds who listen to Matchbox 20 and Third Eye Blind aren’t scary.

 

Third Eye Blind are amazing

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When I was 17 I was a model and life was shallow and shit.

 

Now I am 27 and I won't be crossed. You mess me around you will not get away with it.

 

At the same time I love those I love more deeply than I ever have before. I have less friends than I have ever had before, and yet I am so much happier.

 

My partner makes me incredibly happy. 17 year old me faced exploitation. 27 year old me found contentment and peace.

 

So...my life at 17 was scarier (anyone who knows me knows that was a very dangerous time in my life). Me at 27?

 

Scary? No. But more self assured and less likely to handle fools kindly? Yes.

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