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The Poll to end all Polls: Are you scarier now than you were when you were 17?


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  1. 1. Are you scarier than when you were 17??

    • Yes I am, I'm DAMN scary now!
    • No way, I'm even less scary than I was back then
    • I'm about the same as I was, I've stayed consistently scary.
    • I refuse to accept that I'm scary even though I am. I'm in denial...
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    • I can't tell if I'm more scary now, I just know I'm f***ing scary!
    • I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!
    • I'm not scary but I want to be.
    • I want a poll with many more choices than this in future
    • Stop the polls, stop posting and just disappear treeduck, you're finished here! You're too scary!
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    • I'm scared of all the scary people on here, am I scary too? Mice are scared of me...
  2. 2. What feats of scaredom have you achieved so far in your existence?

    • The neighbours live in fear of me...
    • The hardcore teenage gangs started give me money, I only found out recently that it's for protection...
    • Vicious dogs flee in horror whenever they see me.
    • 15 people have died of shock just because I came within 50 feet of them
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    • The ground cracks in front of my feet as if the earth itself is trying to get away from me
    • A scared man decided to kill me and he fired a shotgun at me but the pellets turned away at the last minute too scared to hit me!
    • When I take a shit my own steaming turds climb out of the toilet and run away
    • I went to a funeral and every last corpse in the graveyard broke free from the earth and scurried away from me
  3. 3. Are you the person who lives in the well known "haunted" house in your town?

    • Yes I am
    • No I'm not
    • I want to live in a haunted house
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    • I want to live in a haunted house as long as it's like it is in the movies
    • I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits...
    • I don't know what the HELL this poll is all about!
    • I want to go to a haunted house with Earl, Lucas, Johnny Blaze and treeduck
    • I'd have to kill someone if they scared me as much as...?
      0
    • Stormtron?????????
    • I've already died of fright


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Back when I was in college I used to pass this guy in the halls, didn't talk to him, barely glanced at him (even though he was kinda cute). It wasn't until we finally had a class together and struck up a conversation while waiting to go in that he realized I wasn't super pissed off all the time. Apparently I had a fairly scary 'resting bitch face' going on that I had no clue about. We became pretty good friends after that. After he realized that I was friendly and pleasant to be around. I have in the ensuing years worked on making my resting face fairly neutral so as not to scare of anyone that might mistake it for wanting to kill someone. Alas, my passport shot still looks like I might have serial killer in me. Sometimes I can't help it.

 

What you never realized is that that hall guy classmate was actually a ghost himself!

 

You scared the dead!

 

 

Funnily, in the real world I've been told that I usually look happy or calm when half the time I'd actually like to choke someone! :P

 

j/k yet not :blaze:

 

1) If that was so he was awfully present as a ghost. Then again, maybe everyone around me thought I was talking to myself.

 

 

2) What is the opposite of 'resting bitch face'? 'Active awesome dude face'? Yeah, that must be it. :sundog:

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Do toys in your attic count?

Only if it's the Aerosmith album.

 

Steven Tyler's lips are scarier than a barrel full of monsters

And so is his "mustache" and goatee

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/d1/f6/c1d1f6319ba8f7d939862248759661c2--nostalgic-music-steven-tyler-aerosmith.jpg.

 

No, those are just dumb

 

I think hes trying to be Jack Sparrow and failing miserably.

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Do toys in your attic count?

Only if it's the Aerosmith album.

 

Steven Tyler's lips are scarier than a barrel full of monsters

And so is his "mustache" and goatee

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/d1/f6/c1d1f6319ba8f7d939862248759661c2--nostalgic-music-steven-tyler-aerosmith.jpg.

 

No, those are just dumb

 

I think hes trying to be Jack Sparrow and failing miserably.

He looks more like Jack Shit!

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Do toys in your attic count?

Only if it's the Aerosmith album.

 

Steven Tyler's lips are scarier than a barrel full of monsters

And so is his "mustache" and goatee

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/d1/f6/c1d1f6319ba8f7d939862248759661c2--nostalgic-music-steven-tyler-aerosmith.jpg.

 

No, those are just dumb

 

I think hes trying to be Jack Sparrow and failing miserably.

He looks more like Jack Shit!

 

Every time I see a guy with a mustache I think of The Village People.

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Do toys in your attic count?

Only if it's the Aerosmith album.

 

Steven Tyler's lips are scarier than a barrel full of monsters

And so is his "mustache" and goatee

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/d1/f6/c1d1f6319ba8f7d939862248759661c2--nostalgic-music-steven-tyler-aerosmith.jpg.

 

No, those are just dumb

 

I think hes trying to be Jack Sparrow and failing miserably.

He looks more like Jack Shit!

 

:LOL:

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I'm not as scary as I was back then at 17. However I do have a ghost in my home. My house it very haunted. Sadly only my girls and the ex have seen all of the paranormal activity. I have seen nothing. The ghost is probably scared of me!

Is it Wendy??

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I'm not as scary as I was back then at 17. However I do have a ghost in my home. My house it very haunted. Sadly only my girls and the ex have seen all of the paranormal activity. I have seen nothing. The ghost is probably scared of me!

Is it Wendy??

 

Earl IS the ghost!

 

He just doesn't know it!

 

He's Bruce Willis!

 

I see dead people...and sometimes they're spastic California rock fans with heartbeats as strong as a thousand jackhammers!

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I'm not as scary as I was back then at 17. However I do have a ghost in my home. My house it very haunted. Sadly only my girls and the ex have seen all of the paranormal activity. I have seen nothing. The ghost is probably scared of me!

Is it Wendy??

 

Haha! No! Wendy has seen a lot of "activity" in this house when she was either alone or with Skylar. My youngest daughter. Zoe, my 20 year old still lives with me.

She has seen and heard a lot of creepy stuff over the years. I am dead serious. Zoe will NOT go into the garage alone. I have to go in their with her.

 

Why would I lie? I've been on here for over 11 years. My word is my bond.

 

You may think I'm a fuckking swearing freak drug addict, but I am the real deal.

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I'm not as scary as I was back then at 17. However I do have a ghost in my home. My house it very haunted. Sadly only my girls and the ex have seen all of the paranormal activity. I have seen nothing. The ghost is probably scared of me!

Is it Wendy??

 

Wendy's Hamburgers.......

 

I can only "Grimace" at this reality.......

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I'm not as scary as I was back then at 17. However I do have a ghost in my home. My house it very haunted. Sadly only my girls and the ex have seen all of the paranormal activity. I have seen nothing. The ghost is probably scared of me!

Is it Wendy??

 

Earl IS the ghost!

 

He just doesn't know it!

 

He's Bruce Willis!

 

I see dead people...and sometimes they're spastic California rock fans with heartbeats as strong as a thousand jackhammers!

 

HAHAHA! I hate that "GHOST" movie. I can't stand "The Sixth Sense" either.

 

Broken record time......

 

 

What does the Titanic and "The Sixth Sense" have in common?

 

 

 

"ICY DEAD PEOPLE"

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I'm not as scary as I was back then at 17. However I do have a ghost in my home. My house it very haunted. Sadly only my girls and the ex have seen all of the paranormal activity. I have seen nothing. The ghost is probably scared of me!

Is it Wendy??

 

Earl IS the ghost!

 

He just doesn't know it!

 

He's Bruce Willis!

 

I see dead people...and sometimes they're spastic California rock fans with heartbeats as strong as a thousand jackhammers!

 

HAHAHA! I hate that "GHOST" movie. I can't stand "The Sixth Sense" either.

 

Broken record time......

 

 

What does the Titanic and "The Sixth Sense" have in common?

 

 

 

"ICY DEAD PEOPLE"

 

Hush now ghost Bruce.

 

You were decent in Pulp Fiction and Die Hard 1 at least.

 

:hail:

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.
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Do toys in your attic count?

Only if it's the Aerosmith album.

 

Steven Tyler's lips are scarier than a barrel full of monsters

And so is his "mustache" and goatee

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/d1/f6/c1d1f6319ba8f7d939862248759661c2--nostalgic-music-steven-tyler-aerosmith.jpg.

 

No, those are just dumb

 

I think hes trying to be Jack Sparrow and failing miserably.

He looks more like Jack Shit!

 

Every time I see a guy with a mustache I think of The Village People.

 

I think of Tom Selleck...if it's a bushy one...

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I was scared of everyone when I was 17. Especially my father. Then I went away to college and blossomed. Developed a real personality with the ability to drip scathing sarcasm on the unwary. So I suppose there are some programmers out there who are afraid of me but I tried to befriend them by being nice. It helps to have the programmers on your side when the design sucks.
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I was a skinny dweeb

when I was 17.

Stayed on the straight and narrow,

was living neat and clean.

 

But now I'm a man,

way past 21.

Let me tell you, baby,

I have me some fun.

I'm a man...

 

With apologies to McKinley Morganfield.

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

 

You forgot the entire Duckslinger series.

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

 

You forgot the entire Duckslinger series.

Aka: The Duck Tower

 

Also:

 

Duckfull Things

Skeleton Duck

Duck Shift

Duck Madder

Four Past Ducknight

Ducksperation

The Eyes of the treeduck

Ducky's Story

The Running Duck

Different Ducklings

Nightmares and Duckscapes

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

 

You forgot the entire Duckslinger series.

 

I forget nothing. This is for you guys to continue where I leave off.

 

Think of me as a blue chip point guard who not only nails the game winning 3 pointer but also provides important assists for teammates to slam dunk the ball. I'm selfless like that. :hail:

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I dated a CPA when I was in business school. I heard from a friend of a friend that he said, "she scares me." I took it as a compliment. That, along with my love of Stephen King, inspired me to become a horror writer.

When are you going to write something about me (again)??

 

And i have written a horror novel myself btw!

 

You ARE a horror novel duck!

 

Treeduck's Lot

The Ducking

The Duck Zone

Duckstarter

Duckjo

Duck Sematary

The Treeduckknockers ((this one sounds like you got breast implants))

The Duck Half

The Tree Mile

Bag of Ducks

Duckcatcher

Under the Duck ((pervert!))

 

You forgot the entire Duckslinger series.

Aka: The Duck Tower

 

Also:

 

Duckfull Things

Skeleton Duck

Duck Shift

Duck Madder

Four Past Ducknight

Ducksperation

The Eyes of the treeduck

Ducky's Story

The Running Duck

Different Ducklings

Nightmares and Duckscapes

 

Wind Through the Duckhole :o

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