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The Poll to end all Polls: Are you scarier now than you were when you were 17?


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Are you scary? Are you scarier than ever??   

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  1. 1. Are you scarier than when you were 17??

    • Yes I am, I'm DAMN scary now!
    • No way, I'm even less scary than I was back then
    • I'm about the same as I was, I've stayed consistently scary.
    • I refuse to accept that I'm scary even though I am. I'm in denial...
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    • I can't tell if I'm more scary now, I just know I'm f***ing scary!
    • I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!
    • I'm not scary but I want to be.
    • I want a poll with many more choices than this in future
    • Stop the polls, stop posting and just disappear treeduck, you're finished here! You're too scary!
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    • I'm scared of all the scary people on here, am I scary too? Mice are scared of me...
  2. 2. What feats of scaredom have you achieved so far in your existence?

    • The neighbours live in fear of me...
    • The hardcore teenage gangs started give me money, I only found out recently that it's for protection...
    • Vicious dogs flee in horror whenever they see me.
    • 15 people have died of shock just because I came within 50 feet of them
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    • The ground cracks in front of my feet as if the earth itself is trying to get away from me
    • A scared man decided to kill me and he fired a shotgun at me but the pellets turned away at the last minute too scared to hit me!
    • When I take a shit my own steaming turds climb out of the toilet and run away
    • I went to a funeral and every last corpse in the graveyard broke free from the earth and scurried away from me
  3. 3. Are you the person who lives in the well known "haunted" house in your town?

    • Yes I am
    • No I'm not
    • I want to live in a haunted house
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    • I want to live in a haunted house as long as it's like it is in the movies
    • I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits...
    • I don't know what the HELL this poll is all about!
    • I want to go to a haunted house with Earl, Lucas, Johnny Blaze and treeduck
    • I'd have to kill someone if they scared me as much as...?
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    • Stormtron?????????
    • I've already died of fright


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No wallpaper allowed!

What about paste?

 

I knew a guy in seventh grade that used to eat Elmer's Glue. His name was Waylen, phonetically...better than boogers, I guess.

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Quit being so nosy.

You're scary!

Good. That means you'll stay away from me.

You got that right.

Double good.

You should stay out of my threads though, as you can expect me to be in them from time to time.

And since I'm so scary, I won't find you in mine either.

 

This works out well.

 

But, before I leave, because I am so nice and such a good sport, here's some cookies I just baked.

 

:hi: :madra:

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Quit being so nosy.

You're scary!

Good. That means you'll stay away from me.

You got that right.

Double good.

You should stay out of my threads though, as you can expect me to be in them from time to time.

And since I'm so scary, I won't find you in mine either.

 

This works out well.

 

But, before I leave, because I am so nice and such a good sport, here's some cookies I just baked.

 

:hi: :madra:

*throws them away*

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How could one be scary and be haunted by ghosts?

 

Believe me. Being scary does not count to ghosts. They haunt anyone they want to.

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southwest white.

I'm gonna sneak in an wallpaper it! :LOL:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :o :outtahere:

 

Catch him when he tries to sneak in, and pour a gallon of paste down his throat, Librarian, then roll him up in the wallpaper he was gonna use on your domicile...

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How could one be scary and be haunted by ghosts?

 

Believe me. Being scary does not count to ghosts. They haunt anyone they want to.

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I know some guys that will lock their ephemeral asses up. Just gotta call ‘em.

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Do toys in your attic count?

Only if it's the Aerosmith album.

 

Steven Tyler's lips are scarier than a barrel full of monsters

And so is his "mustache" and goatee

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/d1/f6/c1d1f6319ba8f7d939862248759661c2--nostalgic-music-steven-tyler-aerosmith.jpg.

 

No, those are just dumb

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Hell yeah! I'm scary!! :fury:

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-scared-cat-face.jpg

 

Is it Scared because somebody threw that piece of balogna at it?

:banana:

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Back when I was in college I used to pass this guy in the halls, didn't talk to him, barely glanced at him (even though he was kinda cute). It wasn't until we finally had a class together and struck up a conversation while waiting to go in that he realized I wasn't super pissed off all the time. Apparently I had a fairly scary 'resting bitch face' going on that I had no clue about. We became pretty good friends after that. After he realized that I was friendly and pleasant to be around. I have in the ensuing years worked on making my resting face fairly neutral so as not to scare of anyone that might mistake it for wanting to kill someone. Alas, my passport shot still looks like I might have serial killer in me. Sometimes I can't help it.
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Back when I was in college I used to pass this guy in the halls, didn't talk to him, barely glanced at him (even though he was kinda cute). It wasn't until we finally had a class together and struck up a conversation while waiting to go in that he realized I wasn't super pissed off all the time. Apparently I had a fairly scary 'resting bitch face' going on that I had no clue about. We became pretty good friends after that. After he realized that I was friendly and pleasant to be around. I have in the ensuing years worked on making my resting face fairly neutral so as not to scare of anyone that might mistake it for wanting to kill someone. Alas, my passport shot still looks like I might have serial killer in me. Sometimes I can't help it.

 

What you never realized is that that hall guy classmate was actually a ghost himself!

 

You scared the dead!

 

 

Funnily, in the real world I've been told that I usually look happy or calm when half the time I'd actually like to choke someone! :P

 

j/k yet not :blaze:

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Hell yeah! I'm scary!! :fury:

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-scared-cat-face.jpg

 

Is it Scared because somebody threw that piece of balogna at it?

:banana:

 

The Ghost of Oscar Mayer

 

 

Not sure why but with a title like that I'm imagining Robbie Benson is the ill fated star

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