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The Poll to end all Polls: Are you scarier now than you were when you were 17?


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Are you scary? Are you scarier than ever??   

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  1. 1. Are you scarier than when you were 17??

    • Yes I am, I'm DAMN scary now!
    • No way, I'm even less scary than I was back then
    • I'm about the same as I was, I've stayed consistently scary.
    • I refuse to accept that I'm scary even though I am. I'm in denial...
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    • I can't tell if I'm more scary now, I just know I'm f***ing scary!
    • I remember a woman came round the corner saw me and literally ran away from me! She fled in terror! Now grown men beg me to keep back in tears!
    • I'm not scary but I want to be.
    • I want a poll with many more choices than this in future
    • Stop the polls, stop posting and just disappear treeduck, you're finished here! You're too scary!
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    • I'm scared of all the scary people on here, am I scary too? Mice are scared of me...
  2. 2. What feats of scaredom have you achieved so far in your existence?

    • The neighbours live in fear of me...
    • The hardcore teenage gangs started give me money, I only found out recently that it's for protection...
    • Vicious dogs flee in horror whenever they see me.
    • 15 people have died of shock just because I came within 50 feet of them
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    • The ground cracks in front of my feet as if the earth itself is trying to get away from me
    • A scared man decided to kill me and he fired a shotgun at me but the pellets turned away at the last minute too scared to hit me!
    • When I take a shit my own steaming turds climb out of the toilet and run away
    • I went to a funeral and every last corpse in the graveyard broke free from the earth and scurried away from me
  3. 3. Are you the person who lives in the well known "haunted" house in your town?

    • Yes I am
    • No I'm not
    • I want to live in a haunted house
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    • I want to live in a haunted house as long as it's like it is in the movies
    • I'm just like Straker from Salem's Lot, the townsfolk around my house live in fear of me and my black car and my black suits...
    • I don't know what the HELL this poll is all about!
    • I want to go to a haunted house with Earl, Lucas, Johnny Blaze and treeduck
    • I'd have to kill someone if they scared me as much as...?
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    • Stormtron?????????
    • I've already died of fright


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Definitely less scary than age 17. I had gotten a horrible haircut that year and it took forever to grow out. It looked scary! :LOL:

 

I think dogs flee from me. I used to run and never had any problems while my husband was bitten twice.

 

Who wouldn't want to go to the haunted house with some of the men of TRF?? Sign me up! :LOL:

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Definitely less scary than age 17. I had gotten a horrible haircut that year and it took forever to grow out. It looked scary! :LOL:

 

I think dogs flee from me. I used to run and never had any problems while my husband was bitten twice.

 

Who wouldn't want to go to the haunted house with some of the men of TRF?? Sign me up! :LOL:

 

Entering a haunted house with Earl, Lucas, duck, and I wouldn't be a haunted house for long. It'd be a fun house!...or maybe a nut house!

 

Every ghost, ghoul, and monster in there would want to hang out with us. Earl would be doing coke lines with zombies in the parlor!

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Well...

 

I did startle a woman in a parking lot. Granted, it was Denny's in the early '90's and I let out a sizable burp while walking to my car.

 

A snarling dog did charge me once (same ratty neighborhood, same era.) I was getting ready for a night out on the town and going to my car. The dog charged me and I spat out my toothpaste I had been working in my mouth. Squirt. Right on the dog's face. The dog stopped like"... Okay. I'm not scary..." and walked away.

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I always get fearful glances from people, as if they think I'm going to cut them up into little pieces and eat them... :(

 

That's what I get for carrying around a bloody meat cleaver :huh:

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I always get fearful glances from people, as if they think I'm going to cut them up into little pieces and eat them... :(

 

That's what I get for carrying around a bloody meat cleaver :huh:

 

Cowards!

 

What's a little mashed up human esophagus and spleen dangling from a meat cleaver anyway?

 

It's not like those mangled organs are hurting anyone!

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I always get fearful glances from people, as if they think I'm going to cut them up into little pieces and eat them... :(

 

That's what I get for carrying around a bloody meat cleaver :huh:

 

Cowards!

 

What's a little mashed up human esophagus and spleen dangling from a meat cleaver anyway?

 

It's not like those mangled organs are hurting anyone!

They're just scared of what they don't understand
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If you're not 17 yet then this poll doesn't apply to you.

 

Let's hear about it! :hail:

 

You're Quite the Curious cat, Ducky!

 

Scary looking or scary attitude?

 

BOTH!

 

Here's my house...j4Z075c.jpg

 

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