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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:

A lovely song, Duckie.

Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:

A lovely song, Duckie.

Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:

I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:

A lovely song, Duckie.

Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:

I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. :notworthy:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:

A lovely song, Duckie.

Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:

I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. :notworthy:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete thread comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:

A lovely song, Duckie.

Thank you. And now a sketch about a chemist called The Chemist Sketch. :spitwater:

I want to see a sketch of Your_Lion's. Nudge Nudge.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these threads. :notworthy:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete thread comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost

Eight thousand million billion pounds? :wtf:
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:

the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:

the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door

Er, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:

the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door

Er, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:

Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:

the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door

Er, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:

Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...

That's not my name. :no: It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:

the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door

Er, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:

Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...

That's not my name. :no: It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake... you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser... it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl! :D Edited by Your_Lion
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Oooh! It was a bargain.

:unsure: Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine.

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late.

There is still plenty of time to buy eccles cakes.

I married a cake...chocky cake. :coy:

You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!

Don't get uptight, man. :smoke: Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

This forum last year made a complete profit of a shilling. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0063.gif

blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought

Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for two coffees and biscuits.

Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit

:rush: WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT! :rush:

the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the front door

Er, I won't wait. I'll phone. :outtahere:

Hallo. Paris 621036 please and make it snappy, buster...

That's not my name. :no: It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Oh perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake... you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser... it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl! :D

Curse you, Inspector Dim. :moon: You are too clever for us naughty people.
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