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At the driving range, WHY would a guy bring his two dogs with him and leave them in his car - just 20 feet behind us golfers? The dogs bark almost constantly, especially when anyone comes remotely close to the car. Of course, the dogs' owner is oblivious.....

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Ants return a week after I soak the area with ant killer. The label on the jug states as fact that it gives 90-day protection.

 

I just....don't......get it. :wtf:

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In college I had a job that involved selling cigarettes. There was this one male customer who came in and bought a pack of smokes. I turned around, handed him the package, and collected the money. Right before he left, he told me I had a nice a$$. I was so shocked. I didn't know what to think. How could he even see it? I was wearing a smock. I was was really young and inexperienced at the time. Edited by Boots
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I´ll go with a silly one and a serious one:

 

1) Sporting mullets in this day and age;

 

2) Why is it that a refugee gets permanent resident status in Canada, while I need to go through a lengthy process and provide a myriad of documents just to be CONSIDERED for permanent residency, with no guarantees that it´ll be granted?

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The first time I went to a comic expo I saw a man publicly urinating outside the exhibition hall. It was disgusting af, but nothing I hadn't seen before. In hindsight, I should've reported him and he would've been arrested for indecent exposure and/or public urination.
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A female Dr Who?

 

Women can't be timelords.

 

It's ALL fiction. Don't get your panties in a wad.

 

As for things I'll never understand. Why, when there is a commercial for a medication, say Entresto, does the speaker say something along the lines of, "do not take Entresto if you are allergic to Entresto or any of it's ingredients"? No f***ing shit? I should not take something if I'm allergic to it? Thanks for letting me know.

 

That kind of thing is one of many reasons this country is going in the shitter. Far too many people have become far too quick to sue for absolutely the most ridiculous reasons and there are a shit ton of ambulance chasing "lawyers" (I use that term as loosely as possible) who are willing to take the case because it's usually settled out of court and they stand to make a lot of money for very little effort.

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In college I had a job that involved selling cigarettes. There was this one male customer who came in and bought a pack of smokes. I turned around, handed him the package, and collected the money. Right before he left, he told me I had a nice a$$. I was so shocked. I didn't know what to think. How could he even see it? I was wearing a smock. I was was really young and inexperienced at the time.

I wonder how often that approach works. I'm guessing it's close to zero.

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In college I had a job that involved selling cigarettes. There was this one male customer who came in and bought a pack of smokes. I turned around, handed him the package, and collected the money. Right before he left, he told me I had a nice a$$. I was so shocked. I didn't know what to think. How could he even see it? I was wearing a smock. I was was really young and inexperienced at the time.

I wonder how often that approach works. I'm guessing it's close to zero.

Right. But a guy that fires off that comment a hundred times is bound to hit once. And a guy that's willing to say it a hundred times doesn't care and will exceed a hundred easy.

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Why is it that a refugee gets permanent resident status in Canada, while I need to go through a lengthy process and provide a myriad of documents just to be CONSIDERED for permanent residency, with no guarantees that it´ll be granted?

 

I'm angry for you. Hope things work out for you Rod.

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The first time I went to a comic expo I saw a man publicly urinating outside the exhibition hall. It was disgusting af, but nothing I hadn't seen before. In hindsight, I should've reported him and he would've been arrested for indecent exposure and/or public urination.

 

PARTYYYYYYYYY

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In college I had a job that involved selling cigarettes. There was this one male customer who came in and bought a pack of smokes. I turned around, handed him the package, and collected the money. Right before he left, he told me I had a nice a$$. I was so shocked. I didn't know what to think. How could he even see it? I was wearing a smock. I was was really young and inexperienced at the time.

I wonder how often that approach works. I'm guessing it's close to zero.

It's never worked for me as much as I'd like it to.
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Ants return a week after I soak the area with ant killer. The label on the jug states as fact that it gives 90-day protection.

 

I just....don't......get it. :wtf:

Ants can't read.
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Why people put a container with an ounce or less of the product back in the fridge. An ounce of milk. A half spoonful of jam. A quarter knife-stroke of mustard...
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Ants return a week after I soak the area with ant killer. The label on the jug states as fact that it gives 90-day protection.

 

I just....don't......get it. :wtf:

Ants can't read.

 

 

That triggered a good memory! :laughing guy:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PzY_ro13UE

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Why people put a container with an ounce or less of the product back in the fridge. An ounce of milk. A half spoonful of jam. A quarter knife-stroke of mustard...

Apparently, I am not alone on this one...

 

http://www.husbandcl...e-refrigerator/

 

A lady's husband left this in the fridge...

 

http://www.husbandclothes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/salsa-container.jpg

 

Prompting her to post this...

 

"I don’t understand why this was in the refrigerator. It’s empty. It’s dirty. The garbage can is right beside the refrigerator. In fact, putting it in the trash would have been EASIER, because then no need to even open a fridge door, just throw in trash..."

 

Could it be that:

1) When you insist on putting empty things in the fridge, it involves some type of trick you are playing? Kind of like: “I’m going to play a trick on people and make them think there’s salsa in here! They’ll never know the container is empty! hahahah!” ???

2) Putting empty things in the fridge stem from feelings of rebellion? I’m saying thoughts along the lines of: “I will show that biotch girlfriend of mine who’s in charge. I’ll put this d&^%# empty salsa container upside down in the fridge. That’ll show her to try to boss ME around.”

Anything of this nature? Sorry, if I seem really off target, it’s because I truly don’t get it. But I’m kind of interested in learning.

 

:LOL:

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How we let imbeciles run this country with no regard to the true needs of electorate.

 

Yes, and we've been getting imbeciles in office for decades and never seem to learn.

 

 

Who is the greater imbecile? The imbecile in office or the imbecile who votes for him?

 

-- Obi-wan Kenobi ;)

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Why people put a container with an ounce or less of the product back in the fridge. An ounce of milk. A half spoonful of jam. A quarter knife-stroke of mustard...

Apparently, I am not alone on this one...

 

http://www.husbandcl...e-refrigerator/

 

A lady's husband left this in the fridge...

 

http://www.husbandclothes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/salsa-container.jpg

 

Prompting her to post this...

 

"I don’t understand why this was in the refrigerator. It’s empty. It’s dirty. The garbage can is right beside the refrigerator. In fact, putting it in the trash would have been EASIER, because then no need to even open a fridge door, just throw in trash..."

 

Could it be that:

1) When you insist on putting empty things in the fridge, it involves some type of trick you are playing? Kind of like: “I’m going to play a trick on people and make them think there’s salsa in here! They’ll never know the container is empty! hahahah!” ???

2) Putting empty things in the fridge stem from feelings of rebellion? I’m saying thoughts along the lines of: “I will show that biotch girlfriend of mine who’s in charge. I’ll put this d&^%# empty salsa container upside down in the fridge. That’ll show her to try to boss ME around.”

Anything of this nature? Sorry, if I seem really off target, it’s because I truly don’t get it. But I’m kind of interested in learning.

 

:LOL:

I have suspicions that my wife wrote that article.
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