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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.

Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.

Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.

It's only a bloody parking offence.
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.

Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.

It's only a bloody parking offence.

It only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence on me that the law can provide. :scared:
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.

Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.

It's only a bloody parking offence.

It only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence on me that the law can provide. :scared:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0221.gif
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Sir, I don't know how to sat this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history. :notworthy:

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens...

Well, well done, Mr Your_Lion. You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests. :cheers:

Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the internet system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern forum, because you see ... ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandie oogly noogle Goblie oog http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes rather jolly good...jolly good...jolly good...no fear... :)

...and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music. :guitar: :syrinx: :guitar:

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. :tsk:

Don't grumble, give a whistle

:tsk: Button your lip, you rat-bag.

Well, it's got some rat in it.

He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt

We apologize for any inconvenience caused... :bitchslap: ...sorry.

Tough titty if it did, you nasty spotted prancer.

Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.

It's only a bloody parking offence.

It only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence on me that the law can provide. :scared:

Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0221.gif

And his trainer has to run the 49,000 miles to wake him up. :smash:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:
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Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes

But it's not really so remarkable as that was due to their combined weight, of course.

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards

Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? :atickhum:

I feel here, that blackhawkrush may be too tall in the area of height with reference to Citizen, who is too near the ground in the area of being too short at this time.

Well, in fact, I can see last season's top jockey, Johnny Citizen. Good afternoon, Johnny. :hi:

Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Oh well, in that case, I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir. :outtahere:

One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Citizen, there's some lovely filth down here.

He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything

How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colors. :ebert:

After five years they give me a brush

...a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap. :madra:

:musicnote: Anything goes in. Anything goes out! :musicnote:

A lovely song, Duckie.
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