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It would cost as much as the entire gross national product of the United States of America from 1770 to the year 2000. :crazy:

Anyway, a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug. :scared:

Your_Lion, I am the Chairman of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered Accountant. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake?

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with him :macallan: you know what I mean?

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?

Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter. :huh:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare? :popcorn:

No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life.

You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say, via banking?

Great. We're losing the lion. Rewrite. Lose the lion everyone. That's fantastic.

Well it may be the end of that, but it's certainly far from the end of...well in fact it's the beginning...well not quite the beginning...well certainly nearer the beginning than the end. :yes:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread's is too long this week and this post's been cut.

Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho...

A love story. David Hemmings as a hippy Gestapo officer. A family picture. A comedy. :ebert:

In this performance the part of David Hemmings will be played by a piece of wood.

She fine actress. She makes interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :wub:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

She looks pretty good, too. Ja, she's a real honey! :drool:
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It would cost as much as the entire gross national product of the United States of America from 1770 to the year 2000. :crazy:

Anyway, a week later they came back, said that the cheque had bounced and that I had to see Doug. :scared:

Your_Lion, I am the Chairman of a multi-million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered Accountant. Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake?

We've been having a wee bit of trouble with him :macallan: you know what I mean?

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?

Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter. :huh:

Forty-two years I've been in the regular army and I've never heard that phrase. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare? :popcorn:

No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life.

You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say, via banking?

Great. We're losing the lion. Rewrite. Lose the lion everyone. That's fantastic.

Well it may be the end of that, but it's certainly far from the end of...well in fact it's the beginning...well not quite the beginning...well certainly nearer the beginning than the end. :yes:

Sorry, loves, sorry, the thread's is too long this week and this post's been cut.

Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho...

A love story. David Hemmings as a hippy Gestapo officer. A family picture. A comedy. :ebert:

In this performance the part of David Hemmings will be played by a piece of wood.

She fine actress. She makes interpretation heap subtle. She heap good diction and timing. :wub:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

She looks pretty good, too. Ja, she's a real honey! :drool:

Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers.
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. No, not a murder, no, what's like a murder but begins with a B? :unsure:
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. No, not a murder, no, what's like a murder but begins with a B? :unsure:

Bum ... oh what a giveaway.
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. No, not a murder, no, what's like a murder but begins with a B? :unsure:

Bum ... oh what a giveaway.

:yes: And every Sunday, we hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bum and Jam.
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. No, not a murder, no, what's like a murder but begins with a B? :unsure:

Bum ... oh what a giveaway.

:yes: And every Sunday, we hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bum and Jam.

I inherited this religion from my father, an ex-used-car salesman and part-time window-box
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You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. :codger:

I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

You are indeed brave, Sir Citizen, but the fight is mine. :bitchslap:

Blackhawkrush's opponent in Tuesday's fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968. She's keen on knitting and likes Cliff Richard records

She's a witch! A witch! :rage:

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Mr Blackhawkrush does tend to exaggerate

The gist of my meaning was that sudden... er...exaggerated violent movements... are... are out. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0001.gif

Why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. Or a Velasquez for the outside loo. :yes:

I'm not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law.

All right. All right, all right, all right. My name's Police Constable Henry Thatcher, and this is a raid.

Oh good sir, how glad I am to see thee come. Forgive me weeping, but my love has gone. :outtahere:

He was only forty-seven. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0004.gif

Don't worry. I've...I've brought you something. :rose: :rose: :rose: Lupins!

Then arrange them nicely in a vase. :rage: Get in! Get in! Get in!

There isn't room. The ambiguity has put on weight. :burger:

Listen ... before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah's witnesses a day. And he used to eat all of them, except the pamphlets.

All right, don't anybody move, there's been a murder. No, not a murder, no, what's like a murder but begins with a B? :unsure:

Bum ... oh what a giveaway.

:yes: And every Sunday, we hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bum and Jam.

I inherited this religion from my father, an ex-used-car salesman and part-time window-box

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.
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The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

'Ere, there's Alfred Lord Tennyson in the bathroom. :o
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