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Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.

Well fudge.

 

http://www.theouthouse.ca/data/imagegallery/4a74a594-082d-b040-3d14-4220d0577395/c9a8e956-d11d-baa7-3ed2-13f90dd70cbc.jpg

 

Now we're talkin'!

 

I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss.

 

A little Peruvian for your viewing pleasure, perverts.

 

(MOD EDIT: Yeah, a little too perverted for this board.)

 

Wet Dream Theater Fans would love to quote you...

 

 

"Peruvian Skies"

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

 

Is that one of Wordsworth's?

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

 

Is that one of Wordsworth's?

More like Longfellow. :syrinx:

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

Hahaha! Epic! A pure genius!

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

 

He said with a grin,

 

Wiping spunk from his chin

 

If my ear was a c***

 

I could f**k it......

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There once was a man from Lachine,

Who invented a f***ing machine.

Concave or convex,

It served either sex,

And pleasured itself in between.

 

- Robert Serviced: "Big Ol' Book of Crappy Ol' Poems"

 

 

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

Hahaha! Epic! A pure genius!

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

 

He said with a grin,

 

Wiping spunk from his chin

 

If my ear was a c***

 

I could f**k it......

 

Hahaha! Thanks Fridge! I forgot that part! EPIC!

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There once was a man from Lachine,

Who invented a f***ing machine.

Concave or convex,

It served either sex,

And pleasured itself in between.

 

- Robert Serviced: "Big Ol' Book of Crappy Ol' Poems"

 

I love it!!!

 

"Big Ol Book Ol" Poems" seems cool! Where do I get one?

 

Time for me to eat some of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver!"

 

 

SUCK,

 

PRIMUS

 

 

Time for me to "Shake Hands With Beef."

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

 

Is that one of Wordsworth's?

More like Longfellow. :syrinx:

 

The Back to School clip already covered that :hail:

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

 

Is that one of Wordsworth's?

More like Longfellow. :syrinx:

 

The Back to School clip already covered that :hail:

 

More like "Long Dong Silver."

 

I'm going "Back To Cali" baby.

 

Signed,

 

LL COOL J

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