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Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.

So here is my newest poem.

Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.

I love TURBONEGRO!

One of the best bands on the Earth.

Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

 

So here we go!

 

This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!

 

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

 

We shall see......

 

 

"Headache In My Pants"

 

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.

She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.

I thought it was true lust at first sight,

Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

 

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time for a random radical romance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

She's hot, stinky and sticky.

I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.

She's holding out on me tonight

Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

 

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?

Yank it, and crank the shaft.

Drink an ice cold beer on draft.

Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!

I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,

I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

 

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.

The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.

Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

 

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.

Suck the future.

Fukk the past.

I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.

Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

 

Sell your body to the night.

 

 

Turbonegro Rules!

 

Ciao fools!

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Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.

So here is my newest poem.

Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.

I love TURBONEGRO!

One of the best bands on the Earth.

Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

 

So here we go!

 

This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!

 

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

 

We shall see......

 

 

"Headache In My Pants"

 

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.

She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.

I thought it was true lust at first sight,

Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

 

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time for a random radical romance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

She's hot, stinky and sticky.

I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.

She's holding out on me tonight

Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

 

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?

Yank it, and crank the shaft.

Drink an ice cold beer on draft.

Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!

I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,

I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

 

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.

The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.

Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

 

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.

Suck the future.

Fukk the past.

I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.

Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

 

Sell your body to the night.

 

 

Turbonegro Rules!

 

Ciao fools!

Earl epic post! Now go and watch some porn or something! :16ton:

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Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.

So here is my newest poem.

Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.

I love TURBONEGRO!

One of the best bands on the Earth.

Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

 

So here we go!

 

This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!

 

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

 

We shall see......

 

 

"Headache In My Pants"

 

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.

She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.

I thought it was true lust at first sight,

Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

 

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time for a random radical romance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

She's hot, stinky and sticky.

I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.

She's holding out on me tonight

Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

 

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?

Yank it, and crank the shaft.

Drink an ice cold beer on draft.

Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!

I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,

I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

 

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.

The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.

Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

 

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.

Suck the future.

Fukk the past.

I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.

Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

 

Sell your body to the night.

 

 

Turbonegro Rules!

 

Ciao fools!

Earl epic post! Now go and watch some porn or something! :16ton:

He did already.

It was called "Headache in My Pants: Turbonegro Returns" (The Director's Slut)

 

:16ton:

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Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.

So here is my newest poem.

Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.

I love TURBONEGRO!

One of the best bands on the Earth.

Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

 

So here we go!

 

This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!

 

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

 

We shall see......

 

 

"Headache In My Pants"

 

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.

She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.

I thought it was true lust at first sight,

Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

 

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time for a random radical romance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

She's hot, stinky and sticky.

I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.

She's holding out on me tonight

Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

 

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?

Yank it, and crank the shaft.

Drink an ice cold beer on draft.

Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!

I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,

I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

 

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"

Because I have a headache in my pants.

Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance

Because I have a headache in my pants.

 

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.

The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.

Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

 

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.

Suck the future.

Fukk the past.

I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.

Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

 

Sell your body to the night.

 

 

Turbonegro Rules!

 

Ciao fools!

 

Excellent Y&T reference!

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I was listening to another killer hard rock punk band today called SUPAGROUP! Killer shit!

Alway they have a song called "Never Bring A Knife To A Gunfight."

 

So tonight I am going to write another homage punk song!

 

My poem will be called "Never Bring A Vagina To A Cock Fight"

 

ROCK ON WITH YOUR COCK PRAWN SONG!

 

PRIMUS SUCKS!

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Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.

Well fudge.

 

http://www.theouthouse.ca/data/imagegallery/4a74a594-082d-b040-3d14-4220d0577395/c9a8e956-d11d-baa7-3ed2-13f90dd70cbc.jpg

 

Now we're talkin'!

 

I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss.

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Why don't you put this BS over in SCON where it belongs?

 

Are you trying to get a "rise" out of me???

 

LOL!

 

PUN INTENDED!

 

You got your favorite headache in your pants?

 

Hahaha! Yes I do!! Someone needs an "ASS COBRA!"

 

Perhaps "The Enema Of The State?"

 

Love,

 

Blink 182

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6N1LmrUkOZY/VL3VIVZa3uI/AAAAAAAAA10/m2omPhzpZcE/s1600/BGB%2BVitali%2BKlitschko%2BKevin%2BJohnson%2BWeigh%2Bin%2BGIF.gif

 

Guns N Roses comes to mind here. "Get In The Ring" Motherfukker!

 

"Don't Say Motherfuckker Motherfukker!"

 

Signed,

 

TURBONEGRO

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I'm ready to fight. I'm ready to go.

Put on your white, wet sailor hat and get ready for some fukking blows.

 

"BLOW ME (LIKE THE WIND)"

 

Humans who have no vast musical knowledge have no place or value here.

 

Some of the Rush Whack Offs on this once wonderful Forum are simply ultra liberal, uneducated unicorns.

 

Stick that "horn"y pole up north and "Rendezvous With Anus."

 

"Stroke The Shaft" Goon!

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I love to offend people who don't get it.

 

I could give a shit.

 

It's fun!

 

If you the reader actually have a clue about punk rock everything about this thread is about a death punk band called TURBONEGRO from Oslo Norway.

 

If I don't have the right to write homage poetry to a band I love then f**k this place and freedom of text and type.

 

Bullshit.

 

Finally some high school drama in one of the most boring sub-forums on TRF!

 

 

LOVE IT!

 

Can't wait to compose my next disaster piece.

 

LOL

 

FUKK IT!

 

Love,

 

"Welcome To The Garbage Dump"

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I love to offend people who don't get it.

 

I could give a shit.

 

It's fun!

 

If you the reader actually have a clue about punk rock everything about this thread is about a death punk band called TURBONEGRO from Oslo Norway.

 

If I don't have the right to write homage poetry to a band I love then f**k this place and freedom of text and type.

 

Bullshit.

 

Finally some high school drama in one of the most boring sub-forums on TRF!

 

 

LOVE IT!

 

Can't wait to compose my next disaster piece.

 

LOL

 

FUKK IT!

 

Love,

 

"Welcome To The Garbage Dump"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgP4rEL8rSs

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Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.

Well fudge.

 

http://www.theouthouse.ca/data/imagegallery/4a74a594-082d-b040-3d14-4220d0577395/c9a8e956-d11d-baa7-3ed2-13f90dd70cbc.jpg

 

Now we're talkin'!

 

I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss.

 

A little Peruvian for your viewing pleasure, perverts.

 

(MOD EDIT: Yeah, a little too perverted for this board.)

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There once was a man from 'Stamboul,

Who thus soliloquized to his tool:

"You've taken my wealth

And ruined my health,

And now you won't pee, you old fool."

 

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

Hahaha! Epic! A pure genius!

 

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

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