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In Holland, in the early part of the fifteenth century there were declining moral values in age of increasing social betterment. :|

Those spotty continental boys will soon have to look out for Mrs Britain http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0109.gif

I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts! :bang bang:

We have some film now taken of one of the notorious weekend TRF parties, where these disgusting little perverts meet.

Goose! Goose! Goose...kiss...er...put your hand on my thigh. :blush:

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand?

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent 73 and this is Sergeant GhostGirl. :hi: :hi:

I have reason to believe that there are certain substances on the premises.

And their power is growing daily and when these admins roll their sleeves up its arms all the way. :scared:

Some of them were eight foot tall. Can you imagine that. Eight foot of admin. Not one on another's shoulders, oh no - eight foot of solid admin. That's what I call tall.

I've always personally admired them, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before. :notworthy:

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrators, masters of the universe, protectors of the meek, whose noses we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

Have you finished in there yet? :wub:

Forgive us, O 73, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/innocent/innocent0001.gif

Ken 73 Buddha, a smile, two bangs and a religion. :angel:

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'love-your-neighbour' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0039.gif

Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides? :cheerleader: :cheerleader:

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty.

Now I'm going to ask you that question once more, and if you say "no" I'm going to shoot you through the head. :bang bang: :yay:

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes-man!

Oh! Oh well, in that case I'll be saying goodbye then, sir. Goodbye then, sir... :outtahere:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

I'd be very quiet. I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way. :angel:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

I'd be very quiet. I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way. :angel:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

I'd be very quiet. I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way. :angel:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I should probably have said at the outset that I'm noted for having something of a sense of humour, although I have kept myself very much to myself over the last two years notwithstanding
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

I'd be very quiet. I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way. :angel:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I should probably have said at the outset that I'm noted for having something of a sense of humour, although I have kept myself very much to myself over the last two years notwithstanding

Remember, Citizen has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat. :popcorn:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

I'd be very quiet. I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way. :angel:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I should probably have said at the outset that I'm noted for having something of a sense of humour, although I have kept myself very much to myself over the last two years notwithstanding

Remember, Citizen has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat. :popcorn:

Right, you two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. :tsk:
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Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir. Really interesting. :clap:

Disgusting. But more interesting.

In the disgusting objects international at Wembley tonight, England beat Spain by a plate of braised pus to a putrid heron.

Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. :o

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

He craves Your Majesty's pardon. He has had a long journey here and miscounted. :blush:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

Better to consult a man with some qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :finbar:

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that Your_Lion badly needs to be confused.

I see, I see ... I ... er... er... er... er ... I ... er ... I'm a good little doggie. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0062.gif

While Citizen took the most brilliant agent TRF ever had for walkies, events in the world's capitals were moving fast. :hug2:

What is the capital of Assyria?

North Malden. Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. :cool:

I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

I'd be very quiet. I'd sit at the back and not get in anyone's way. :angel:

... Even now you yourself, you do hardly notice me...

I should probably have said at the outset that I'm noted for having something of a sense of humour, although I have kept myself very much to myself over the last two years notwithstanding

Remember, Citizen has got 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds to beat. :popcorn:

Right, you two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it's silly. :tsk:

:yes: TRF, a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly.
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But for sheer pointless behaviour you've got to admire Your_Lion, the battling British boy who for two weeks has been suspended over a tin of condemned veal.

Looked a bit of a chump hanging upside down like this. :P
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