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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr. Hilter? :tsk:

Good questions... shall I? Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North. From Rottingdeans we go through Africa to Nairobis. We take the South road out of Nairobis for about twelve miles and then ask.

Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. :scared:

Yes, yes! One final question, blackhawkrush, and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours... Are you going to have a go? ...You're a brave man. Blackhawkrush, your final question, who won the Cup Final in 1949?

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Coventry City have never won the FA Cup
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... :gumby: I'm going to operate!!
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... :gumby: I'm going to operate!!

Were you successful, Sir John? :unsure:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... :gumby: I'm going to operate!!

Were you successful, Sir John? :unsure:

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... :gumby: I'm going to operate!!

Were you successful, Sir John? :unsure:

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...

My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of London's talking about you. :rage: :bitchslap: :nya nya:
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... :gumby: I'm going to operate!!

Were you successful, Sir John? :unsure:

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...

My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of London's talking about you. :rage: :bitchslap: :nya nya:

Wow! I bet they are. I bet they are. I bet they're really scared. Do we have any figures on how scared they are?
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I came all the way from Oslo to do this program. I'm a professor of archaeology. I'm an expert in ancient civilizations. It's nothing to do with archaeology. :moon:

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary, Mr. Sven Olafson, the ex-Norwegian Minster of Finance, Sir Charles Ollendorff, ex-Chairman of the Norwegian Trades Council, Mr. Hamish McLavell, the Mayor of Wick, the nearest large town to Norway, Mrs. Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr. Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr. and Mrs. Ford, whose name sounds like Fjord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo

:tsk: We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It's not going to shift one Roman soldier!

Gonerelli, the huge Italian defender, was sent off in Turin for having his sitting and dining room knocked through to form an open living area. :ebert:

These two old people are typical of the housing problem facing Britain's aged. :blah:

Yes, we received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building, it would fall down. :codger: :codger:

Tonight 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, galling and mauling, palling and hauling, trawling and squalling and zalling.

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :popcorn:

I'm going to have a baby in a few years

It is symbolic of his struggle against reality. :eyeroll:

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head. :o

He's got huge, sharp - he can leap about - look at the bones! :scared:

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? :huh:

Well, Citizen's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperament, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull, and once we've removed that he'll be perfectly all right.

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... :gumby: I'm going to operate!!

Were you successful, Sir John? :unsure:

It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...

My congratulations, Wilde. The whole of London's talking about you. :rage: :bitchslap: :nya nya:

Wow! I bet they are. I bet they are. I bet they're really scared. Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

This column represents 23% of the population, this column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. :crazy:
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I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Well, that's extremely interesting, thank you for coming along on the show tonight, Mr. Stools. :16ton:
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