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This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things. :)

and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:

but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now

Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:

This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif

Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:

I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0066.gif

You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:

freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society

When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?

Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha :LMAO: She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. :gumby:

your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a centurion in the Roman army
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This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things. :)

and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:

but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now

Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:

This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif

Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:

I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0066.gif

You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:

freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society

When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?

Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha :LMAO: She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. :gumby:

your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a centurion in the Roman army

:wtf: Sono Inglese di Gerrard's Cross.
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This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things. :)

and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:

but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now

Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:

This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif

Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:

I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0066.gif

You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:

freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society

When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?

Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha :LMAO: She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. :gumby:

your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a centurion in the Roman army

:wtf: Sono Inglese di Gerrard's Cross.

Shut up you eyeties!
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This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things. :)

and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:

but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now

Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:

This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif

Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:

I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0066.gif

You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:

freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society

When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?

Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha :LMAO: She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. :gumby:

your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a centurion in the Roman army

:wtf: Sono Inglese di Gerrard's Cross.

Shut up you eyeties!

No, no, I must speak. When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms. :hi:
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This film is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things. :)

and then Doris Dog says 'I think you're very handsome and I'm going to take all my clothes off' and then Doris Dog turns into a yak and goes to the bathroom on David Lemming

Lemming of the B :hockeygoon: D :hockeygoon: A

Why do all your characters have these very big er ... very big um ... teeth? :D http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

The inhabitants of Hounslow :hockeygoon: could have been descendants of the people of Surbiton. :hockeygoon:

but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now

Well, there are dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. :ebert:

This is an anti-tank gun ... and it's loaded ...and you've just got five seconds to tell me ... whatever happened to Baby Jane?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0019.gif

Ooh, her? She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in the arson case. :moon: :whipgirl: :fury:

I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting0066.gif

You're under arrest. I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. :spitwater:

All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

You have been found not gillcup of the charges made against you and you may leave this court a free man. :cheers:

freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society

When will he be free? Oh pardon. Quand sera-t-il libre?

Oooooh. Ha ha ha ha :LMAO: She says he's spent the last sixty years trying to work that one out.

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father. :gumby:

your father isn't Mr. Cohen. He was a centurion in the Roman army

:wtf: Sono Inglese di Gerrard's Cross.

Shut up you eyeties!

No, no, I must speak. When I came to this war, I had two arms, two good arms. :hi:

It's just a flesh wound.
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr. Hilter? :tsk:
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr. Hilter? :tsk:

Good questions... shall I? Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North. From Rottingdeans we go through Africa to Nairobis. We take the South road out of Nairobis for about twelve miles and then ask.
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr. Hilter? :tsk:

Good questions... shall I? Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North. From Rottingdeans we go through Africa to Nairobis. We take the South road out of Nairobis for about twelve miles and then ask.

Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. :scared: Edited by blackhawkrush
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Thanks for the reassurance, doc. :fistbump: So it'll, er, it'll just grow back again then, will it?

I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt.

I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. :angel:

You want to complain ... look at these shoes ... I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother. My back hurts and ...

I've got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.

Hello! I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes, I am. :gumby:

Cool it. I'm an ice-cream salesmen and I am senior to both of you.

He tells it the way it is! It's where it's at! I like it, I like it. :notworthy:

The navy's out of sight man come together with the RN it's really something other than else. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0066.gif

What are they doing in my stomach? :rage: They're not paying me rent!

In this racket they selected a victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them.

We never brake the bloody law. Couldn't we park on a double yellow line? :unsure:

I couldn't find a kosher car park

Yeah, yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. :wub:

Well done indeed, Julius Caesar. A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap. :clap:

I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap?

Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr. Hilter? :tsk:

Good questions... shall I? Well we'll be leaving on January 22nd and taking the following routes. The A23s through Purleys down on the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North. From Rottingdeans we go through Africa to Nairobis. We take the South road out of Nairobis for about twelve miles and then ask.

Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid. :scared:

Yes, yes! One final question, blackhawkrush, and the beautiful lounge suite will be yours... Are you going to have a go? ...You're a brave man. Blackhawkrush, your final question, who won the Cup Final in 1949?
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