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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!

You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.

And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt. :hi:
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!

You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.

And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt. :hi:

The lion is in the contract. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gif
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!

You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.

And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt. :hi:

The lion is in the contract. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gif

Uh, may I, uh...ah, here we are. "Yandelvayasna :baabaa: grldenwi :baabaa: stravenka."
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!

You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.

And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, M.J.K. Pratt. :hi:

The lion is in the contract. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0003.gif

Uh, may I, uh...ah, here we are. "Yandelvayasna :baabaa: grldenwi :baabaa: stravenka."

I understood that!!! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0030.gif
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:

Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:

Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy

During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:

Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy

During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:

... discipline?... naked? ... With a melon!? :o
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:

Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy

During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:

... discipline?... naked? ... With a melon!? :o

We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...whole and segments. :drool:
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we soon had the joke in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Germans could.

:cool: Che cose 'e la stucciacatori di joke? :cool:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip.

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

What did you have to get dressed up like that for? :blush:

:musicnote:

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

:musicnote:

I don't want you to think of the Wood Party as a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes only I ... er ...

I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. You didn't bother to find out, did you? :moon:

A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.

I don't want to talk to you no more. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a. :bitchslap:

Well, I can't help noticing that you insult me and then you're polite to me alternately.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport, put the other person at ease. And it's more than my job's worth. :P

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I see, I see, I...er...I...er...I...er...I...er...I...I can't think of anything to say about it. :sarcastic:

Well, you look like you're getting the idea, so why don't I give you these, uh, conversation cards?

Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there. :unsure:

Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy

During his performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :clap:

... discipline?... naked? ... With a melon!? :o

We done oranges, apples, grapefruits...whole and segments. :drool:

Well, we do it to make sure that you're serious about wanting insurance
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