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I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. :gumby:

Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?

Suffragan or diocesan? :unsure:

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

I think he's got beautiful legs. :chickendance:

The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. :huh:

Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...

You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... :unsure: ...task?

Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

Shut up you eyeties!

Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :fistbump:

After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush.

...who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. :16ton:
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I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. :gumby:

Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?

Suffragan or diocesan? :unsure:

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

I think he's got beautiful legs. :chickendance:

The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. :huh:

Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...

You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... :unsure: ...task?

Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

Shut up you eyeties!

Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :fistbump:

After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush.

...who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. :16ton:

Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please?
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I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. :gumby:

Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?

Suffragan or diocesan? :unsure:

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

I think he's got beautiful legs. :chickendance:

The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. :huh:

Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...

You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... :unsure: ...task?

Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

Shut up you eyeties!

Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :fistbump:

After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush.

...who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. :16ton:

Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please?

:chickendance: Nineteen foot three, damn you!
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I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. :gumby:

Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?

Suffragan or diocesan? :unsure:

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

I think he's got beautiful legs. :chickendance:

The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. :huh:

Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...

You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... :unsure: ...task?

Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

Shut up you eyeties!

Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :fistbump:

After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush.

...who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. :16ton:

Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please?

:chickendance: Nineteen foot three, damn you!

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history
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I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. :gumby:

Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?

Suffragan or diocesan? :unsure:

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

I think he's got beautiful legs. :chickendance:

The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. :huh:

Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...

You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... :unsure: ...task?

Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

Shut up you eyeties!

Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :fistbump:

After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush.

...who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. :16ton:

Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please?

:chickendance: Nineteen foot three, damn you!

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history

TRF users of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:
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I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. :gumby:

Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?

Suffragan or diocesan? :unsure:

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.

I think he's got beautiful legs. :chickendance:

The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. :huh:

Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...

You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... :unsure: ...task?

Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:

Shut up you eyeties!

Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:

This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. :fistbump:

After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush.

...who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. :16ton:

Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please?

:chickendance: Nineteen foot three, damn you!

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history

TRF users of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

It's the legendary blackhawk-beast of aaauuugh! :outtahere:
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!

You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.
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I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:

Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.

I just want to come in and ransack the flat. :huh: Honestly.

There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary

Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. :bitchslap:

Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. :smash:

Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

there's no place for sentiment in big business.

Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.

Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif

Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:

my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!

This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif

That's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :blah: :sigh: :rage:

But it's my only line!

You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.

And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.
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