blackhawkrush Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?Suffragan or diocesan? He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.I think he's got beautiful legs. The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... ...task?Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:Shut up you eyeties!Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush....who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?Suffragan or diocesan? He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.I think he's got beautiful legs. The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... ...task?Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:Shut up you eyeties!Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush....who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?Suffragan or diocesan? He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.I think he's got beautiful legs. The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... ...task?Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:Shut up you eyeties!Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush....who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please? Nineteen foot three, damn you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?Suffragan or diocesan? He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.I think he's got beautiful legs. The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... ...task?Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:Shut up you eyeties!Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush....who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please? Nineteen foot three, damn you!Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?Suffragan or diocesan? He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.I think he's got beautiful legs. The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... ...task?Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:Shut up you eyeties!Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush....who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please? Nineteen foot three, damn you!Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's historyTRF users of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I'd...love...to. Hairdressing is very interesting. Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years?Suffragan or diocesan? He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police.This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout.I think he's got beautiful legs. The right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Anyway, this rather pointless bickering went on for some time until...You'll never leave this bookshop alive. You know too much, my dental friend. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... ...task?Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron. :bang bang: :hockeygoon:Shut up you eyeties!Well done Citizen, or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Citizen'. :clap:This boy has never let me down. He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I've ever trained. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Citizen is now ready to face the giant American, Blackhawkrush....who, his trainer tells me, is at the height of his self-secreting form. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Blackhawkrush will you stand up please? Nineteen foot three, damn you!Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's historyTRF users of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. It's the legendary blackhawk-beast of aaauuugh! :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/04/16/3B02FD4100000578-3999124-image-m-16_1480869216035.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/12/04/16/3B02FD4100000578-3999124-image-m-16_1480869216035.jpgIt's the legendary beasts of Aarrgghh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglary 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 6, 2016 Author Share Posted December 6, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 8, 2016 Author Share Posted December 8, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifThat's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :sigh: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifThat's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :sigh: But it's my only line! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifThat's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :sigh: But it's my only line!You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted December 9, 2016 Author Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater. :nya nya:Right, I'm not going to buy an ant from you now.I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.There's been a Burnley... Burglary. Yes, good man. Burglary - that's it, of course. There's been a burglaryLook! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang. Your_Lion was a hard man. Vicious but fair. I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize. Oh, mother, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.there's no place for sentiment in big business.Now, where's the sixteen you owe me? :P One born every minute.Oh, oh, yes...yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/cool/cool0044.gifWell there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that's definitely the cooker I ordered. :fury:my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.What a strange... strange line. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0006.gifThat's all right sir, we get all sorts of lines here... :sigh: But it's my only line!You see the TRF has to pay a member twenty guineas if he speaks, and it makes a bit of a hole in the budget.And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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