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Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into? :o

tedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:chickendance: :yay: :chickendance: :yay:

Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home? :o

tedzzz is just tedzzz, nothing more, nothing less.

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Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into? :o

tedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:chickendance: :yay: :chickendance: :yay:

Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home? :o

tedzzz is just tedzzz, nothing more, nothing less.

tedzzz..? :notworthy: ..?

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tedzzz favorite place to be is next to Alex!

 

tedzzz is like Gedzzz: both want to be close to Alex, both enjoy wine, and both enjoy fish art.

 

But does tedzzz own a kimono? He'll never tell, that cagey tedzzz!

 

http://www.jonathansteele-artwork-gallery.com/images/car-art-fish-1.jpg

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tedzzz wants to be emphatic about his feelings for Caroline Munro.

In fact, his fave play-list consists of:

Sweet Caroline - N Diamond

Oh Caroline - Cheap Trick

Caroline, No - The Sea Eunuchs

Carolina in My Mind - that guitar guy

Time Stand Still - Rush (it is his favorite song, remember?)

Time Stand Still - Nelly Turdfado (just so tedzzz can have a version that he can cry unashamedly to. Six heads can produce many tears.)

 

Caroline Stand Still:

 

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from "Work in Progress":

 

Once upon a midnight dreary,

While I pondered weak and weary,

Over the poster of Caroline Munro scotch-taped to the door.

I fell into deep slumber,

My dreams were filled with lumber,

I put the blame on Twin Peaks, which I'd watched just before.

"Stupid midget", I muttered, my voice a dark whine.

"I don't want you in my dreams, I want Caroline."

 

tedzzzger Allan Poo

 

http://happybday.to/sites/pics/caroline-munro-adam-ant-2.jpg

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Early exit polling indicates Deez Nuts is beating Tedzz.

 

That's cuz Tedzz is a dick. His half-baked ramblings are an embarrassment not only to language, but to one's sense of hearing.

tedzzz on the other hand is riding high in a sea of awesome sauce.

 

:D-13:

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Did you know that tedzzz likes to rock some guitar? He has a jam band with his buddy "Little Stevie" Hawking. They have matching flying V's, and a killer set list, which includes Stevie H's all-time favorite jam "Cygnus X-1". They're called "Hawking-tedzzz".

 

tedzzz is also working on a solo project called "No Hawking, Just tedzzz". He hopes to have Josh Freese play some drums on it. Come on Josh! Rock a track for tedzzz. It'll be more fun than doing anything with Kenny Loggins.

 

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True story, and I know tedzzz wouldn't mind if I told it:

 

tedzzz first concert was seeing a Red Sovine cover band called "Phantom 309".

They were terrible, but little tedzzz and all his headzzz weren't aware of that.

They were enchanted by the music that was coming off the stage. It was so beautiful, like nothing he'd ever heard.

And tedzzz wept without shame.

Without shame.

tedzzz has a lesson to show you all. Or maybe it was a lesion. You never know with tedzzz!

 

oh sweet little baby jezus bless you tedzzz and bless you forever. Gesundheit.

 

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I was protesting tonight in the streets against Tedzzz.

 

Right on! That Tedzzz is a total waste of skin.

Good thing tedzzz is a real cool dude who's always in a groovy mood!

 

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/old-man-clashing-polyester-1970s-funny-family-photos-212x300.jpg

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tedzzz plans on building a wall, but he's not telling why!

 

Although it's been said that the wall is to keep his nosy neighbour from prying into tedzzz 6-headed business.

That neighbour? None other than Kenny "Poo Corner" Loggins, whose very presence is irritating to most life forms.

 

Stay strong tedzzz! Loggins cannot prevail! His feet are too loose, and his ego too big!

 

http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/images/album_1404022163.pngbadjesus.jpg?w=640&h=480

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tedzzz voted for Gary Johnson because he has a Johnson so he thought that's a good reason.
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tedzzz voted for Gary Johnson because he has a Johnson so he thought that's a good reason.

I was thinking tedzzz was just some dumb dope but I'm beginning to rethink this.

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