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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!
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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should be...

Wearing suicide bomb vests that always prematurely detonate.

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!

Send it in to where?

But yeah, this way it'd pay tribute to the shittiness of Jar Jar without beating the point into our heads. Jar Jar fans would get their Jar Jar (in a sense) and the haters would get to laugh at it WITHOUT dealing with any forcing or prolonging of the character's appearance.

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!

Send it in to where?

 

Don't all you Star Wars nerds have a secret PO box or something?
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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!

Send it in to where?

 

Don't all you Star Wars nerds have a secret PO box or something?

I wouldn't know. For me, Star Wars just got over the .500 mark with The Force Awakens.

 

Besides, Harry Potter fans have no room to tease anything nerdy. ;)

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!

Send it in to where?

 

Don't all you Star Wars nerds have a secret PO box or something?

I wouldn't know. For me, Star Wars just got over the .500 mark with The Force Awakens.

 

Besides, Harry Potter fans have no room to tease anything nerdy. ;)

 

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!

Send it in to where?

 

Don't all you Star Wars nerds have a secret PO box or something?

I wouldn't know. For me, Star Wars just got over the .500 mark with The Force Awakens.

 

Besides, Harry Potter fans have no room to tease anything nerdy. ;)

 

That's funny too because I could never finish any of The Lord of the Rings flicks.

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I'd like to see Jar Jar or a relative of Jar Jar just to see all the fans shit themselves in the theater... lol.

That would rule!

 

If it was done right, don't you think you would hear an audible gasp at his arrival? Hahahahaaaa.

Those Jar Jar creatures (whatever they're called) should just be the pawns in that 3D chess game. Have those skinny robots from Phantom Menace as the pawns on the other side. Chewy inquisitively looks at the game being played and does one of his trademark sounds after a Jar Jar pawn gets beaten/destroyed/taken. 10 seconds. It'd be enough.

 

Youd have to allow time for the cheers and standing ovation.

Send that idea in!

Send it in to where?

 

Don't all you Star Wars nerds have a secret PO box or something?

I wouldn't know. For me, Star Wars just got over the .500 mark with The Force Awakens.

 

Besides, Harry Potter fans have no room to tease anything nerdy. ;)

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Ready Player One was pushed back several months so as not to compete with Star Wars' later release.

 

Poop, I couldn't be more excited for Ready Player One.

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