The Analog Cub Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885 Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend."She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.It gets weirder. In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.Yes, her ex-husband.Their tag-team driving went awry when an SUV driving in front of them slowed to turn. Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird smashed into it. Two of the SUV's passengers suffered minor injuries, police say. Barnes shouldn't have been driving that Thunderbird, since she had been convicted the previous day for driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.According to the arrest report, it was the sixth time her license had been suspended.After the accident, Barnes and Judy drove off, police say. The Thunderbird limped a few hundred yards before the couple switched seats. "She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick told the Citizen. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?'"But the attempt to claim that Judy, not Barnes, was driving was also doomed. Judy had visible burns on his chest he claimed came from the exploding airbag, but only the passenger side airbag deployed, according to the police report.So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.According to the arrest affidavit, the trooper asked her afterward why she didn't hit the brakes when she saw the SUV. She answered bluntly, "I told you, I was shaving.""If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," Dunick told the Citizen."About 10 years ago, I stopped a guy in the exact same spot... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 Shaving your whoha while driving? :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Gives a whole new meaning to waxing your car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I'm speechless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djflex Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Wow, seems kinda bush league. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Wow, seems kinda bush league. :syrinx: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Wow, seems kinda bush league. Actually, would it be anti-bush league? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Who hasn't done that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Well, Florida IS shaped like a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 When forced to explain why there was hair on the drivers seat when she sold the car, she said she had a cat that shed. Totally plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Gee, what won't a nice girl do for love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 The ex-husband is the most confusing bit in the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 This story was funnier in 2010, when I read it the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 This story was funnier in 2010, when I read it the first time and it really turned me on. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Here hun let me hold the wheel.. you finish shaving that bush, we're almost at your boyfriend's house.. I think I smell something fishy here.. they wuz planning some threeway action! A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.. so I guess when you have 2 birds in hand, you don't need the bush..! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 So with this, The "Drunk Girls" thread can reopen? :madra: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'm assuming the thread title is sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 No, I have never done that. The only crazy thing I've done lately was pitch the idea to several government officials that we should have a women's college in my province. There is only one women's college in all of Canada (way out in Ontario). There are DOZENS of them in the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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