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I get up at midday yeah

And drink a box of wine

Then it's on to The Macallan yeah

I'm drinkin' all the time

Well it seems to me I told my wife

Not to bother me when I'm on the can

I guess that's why she calls me

Calls me the retirement man

 

The kid is home by five o'clock

Says, "Daddy do you want another beer?"

Always seems to be wondering

Why I can't get my ass in gear

Well it seems to me I made a mistake

Thinking I could write like Rand

I guess that's why they call me

Call me the retirement man

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He wants to stay in bed just as long as he can

yes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man.

 

He unexpectedly quit his vocation...

Time to take a big vacation!

But with Alex's hands

And Geddy's vocal glands

It was the right time of the DaAAAY!

 

He used to ride his cymbal through Hemispheres

But now he rides his bike through CanaDaAAAaAA

Was Moving Pictures, now it's birdie pictures

And don't forget his blog that he BABBLES ONNNNNnnnnnn!!!

 

(chorus)

 

He had a cool career that we thought wouldn't end

He's got a date with prune juice and a box of Depends

Plays with himself, gotta' help keep it stiff

Cos' our Neil is done, listen to this Alex riff..

 

*P-TWANGGGGgggggggg!

BOOM BOOM BOOM, BAP BAP

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I get up at midday yeah

And drink a box of wine

Then it's on to The Macallan yeah

I'm drinkin' all the time

Well it seems to me I told my wife

Not to bother me when I'm on the can

I guess that's why she calls me

Calls me the retirement man

 

The kid is home by five o'clock

Says, "Daddy do you want another beer?"

Always seems to be wondering

Why I can't get my ass in gear

Well it seems to me I made a mistake

Thinking I could write like Rand

I guess that's why they call me

Call me the retirement man

:LOL: I can hear it in my head and Geddy sounds glorious.

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