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The more I listen to lyrics of Flow, I think it is this album's 'The Garden'.

I also think people are underestimating the references,

 

As I Flow down the river, these unreal assumptions make me shiver,

Some people think I'm the man, some people think I am the fan,

Have I finally passed your bizarre test?

Have I finally climbed out of my war chest?

The donuts are the key, the donuts are the key, the donuts are the key

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The more I listen to lyrics of Flow, I think it is this album's 'The Garden'.

I also think people are underestimating the references,

 

As I Flow down the river, these unreal assumptions make me shiver,

Some people think I'm the man, some people think I am the fan,

Have I finally passed your bizarre test?

Have I finally climbed out of my war chest?

The donuts are the key, the donuts are the key, the donuts are the key

That freakin' rocks. A lyricist you are...apparently the YBG has passed your test! Welcome aboard friend! You officially jam!

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I'm looking forward to the tour, and to seeing what new R4140 and Moist shirts they have available. I heard from a friend whose brother knows a guy and he said they are also going to be selling "Moist" towelettes!

Yeah, that's right. The marketing slogans are awesome. They even sell hemorrhoid pads too.

 

"You're assteroids will fear our name"--now that's confidence in a product!

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product
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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

Well I guess it would work on Men? Coma-Induced Stiffies?

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

Hand over Fist--A name you can trust

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So what track is the "Huckleberry Finn" of this new album?

The mighty John Rogers joins the thread. About time dude. Hmmmm. I would say "Flow" or maybe "Through the Night"....yeah I think it's a tie!

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

 

But there is a risk of prolonged Stiffness or is that just a side effect that just happens to benefit those RUSH fans of the Non-Male persuasion. :outtahere:

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

 

But there is a risk of prolonged Stiffness or is that just a side effect that just happens to benefit those RUSH fans of the Non-Male persuasion. :outtahere:

 

Try them and find out! Or better yet, stick with:

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu304/homersimpson239/Mobile%20Uploads/totem.jpg

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

 

But there is a risk of prolonged Stiffness or is that just a side effect that just happens to benefit those RUSH fans of the Non-Male persuasion. :outtahere:

I split my pills in half but it screwed up my 'Dreamline'

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

Hand over Fist--A name you can trust

 

Under any and all Circumstances!!!

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Once again you have out down yourself. Totem! Never going top need that. LOL

Glad you enjoyed it maestro. It's all about you. Will Hand over Fist come in handy at your place?

 

Hand yes, Fist nnnn-no.

Gotta use it when mommy starts saying ugly words, like the bottle says

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o371/x1yyz/PMS%20med_zpspsnhiahz.jpg

 

But don't you think 53 tablets every 15 minutes is a bit um...coma inducing?

Could that be the whole point? I mean, they did do market testing in the Yukon with this product

 

I guess that would work...If you were a necrophiliac. :huh:

Not me...hey don't ask me...x1yyz did the artwork. SHE'S the one who thought it was a good idea to put that out. Not me. It was all her idea

 

The dosage in each pill is carefully measured so that 212 pills every hour is the perfect amount. And since you're not supposed to exceed 355 pills in any 24 hour period there is no risk of overdose.

Hand over Fist--A name you can trust

 

Under any and all Circumstances!!!

The product captures her thoughts, and carries them away!

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I of course missed this when it was first posted last week...(I wondered why I kept seeing Moist pop up in various threads over the past couple of days! :P )...

 

Top-notch tomfoolery, y'all. I love it. :D

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I of course missed this when it was first posted last week...(I wondered why I kept seeing Moist pop up in various threads over the past couple of days! :P )...

 

Top-notch tomfoolery, y'all. I love it. :D

Tomfoolery? Have you heard the album? Its amazing. Not a dry note on the whole album.

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I of course missed this when it was first posted last week...(I wondered why I kept seeing Moist pop up in various threads over the past couple of days! :P )...

 

Top-notch tomfoolery, y'all. I love it. :D

It's all about you--the rabid fan. Rush really cares. They had to do something this epic.

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http://38.media.tumblr.com/a644d620952924fcb097b710fe021c16/tumblr_nbnfd0FP2y1r41unfo1_400.gif

This is a disappointed man. None of Moist made the setlist. Crap!

You really, really, really don't want to disappoint, Vader.
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