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EDIT: Nevermind, I hate potato salad. Gross.

 

Oof. You're right. Potato salad is bad.

 

And by extension mayonnaise. Some of the nastiest shit ever invented along with ranch dressing.

Why the hell would ANYONE put mayo in potato salad when there's Miracle Whip?

 

No wonder you guys don't like potato salad.

 

Miracle Whip?! This is what's wrong with America!! ;)

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EDIT: Nevermind, I hate potato salad. Gross.

 

Oof. You're right. Potato salad is bad.

 

And by extension mayonnaise. Some of the nastiest shit ever invented along with ranch dressing.

Why the hell would ANYONE put mayo in potato salad when there's Miracle Whip?

 

No wonder you guys don't like potato salad.

 

Miracle Whip?! This is what's wrong with America!! ;)

 

Both are disgusting...

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Thanksgiving. I'm not in danger of overeating on turkey (like it fine but honestly prefer chicken), stuffing (yuck), sweet potatoes (blech), or pumpkin pie (keep it the hell away from me).

 

But mashed potatoes? I could eat Chris Christie's old weight in fluffy creamy buttery spuds. I won't, because then I'd be big as a house and no one else would get any, but I could.

 

My plate will probably feature a couple of hunks of turkey (dark meat), a dab of cranberry sauce (real, not canned), some garlic green beans, maybe a roll, and a huge heaping mound of mashed potatoes.

Thanksgiving. I'm not in danger of overeating on turkey (like it fine but honestly prefer chicken), stuffing (yuck), sweet potatoes (blech), or pumpkin pie (keep it the hell away from me).

 

But mashed potatoes? I could eat Chris Christie's old weight in fluffy creamy buttery spuds. I won't, because then I'd be big as a house and no one else would get any, but I could.

 

My plate will probably feature a couple of hunks of turkey (dark meat), a dab of cranberry sauce (real, not canned), some garlic green beans, maybe a roll, and a huge heaping mound of mashed potatoes.

 

The turkey, the stuffing, and the gravy are must haves on T day. Mashed potatoes could easily be completely left out of this menu. The stuffing and the sweet potatoes are better anyway.

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Either my mom still hasn't copped to the idea that I hate dressing (southern version of stuffing), or she doesn't care (more likely). She didn't notice that I didn't take any the other night and sent us home with a shitload of it. Oh well, makes husband happy. Honestly, hers is okay - it's a sausage stuffing so I really can eat enough to be polite. But why bother when there is so much other good stuff???

 

I am quite proud of the husband. This year he did his part to make up for legions of men who do none of the cooking (except maybe they fry the turkey) and none of the cleanup. He cleared the table and washed dishes, without being asked. :D I dried and Mom put them away; we also used The Good Silver and Grandma took care of that.

 

We were going to have spaghetti tonight to break the poultry monotony, but husband's bronchitis made a sudden and rather violent reappearance last night and landed us in Advanced Care at 4:30 this morning. He's OK; he got 4 different meds prescribed but we didn't get out of Advanced Care until 8 am. I slept until 2, then we had to go back to pick up the prescriptions. At that point I didn't feel like cooking fuckall.

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A bit late for Thanksgiving, but here's one person's idea of the ideal plate distribution.

 

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Replace half the stuffing with pumpkin pie and the other half with more turkey and I like that pie graph.

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EDIT: Nevermind, I hate potato salad. Gross.

 

Oof. You're right. Potato salad is bad.

 

And by extension mayonnaise. Some of the nastiest shit ever invented along with ranch dressing.

Why the hell would ANYONE put mayo in potato salad when there's Miracle Whip?

 

No wonder you guys don't like potato salad.

 

Miracle Whip?! This is what's wrong with America!! ;)

 

 

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

 

 

:P

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EDIT: Nevermind, I hate potato salad. Gross.

 

Oof. You're right. Potato salad is bad.

 

And by extension mayonnaise. Some of the nastiest shit ever invented along with ranch dressing.

Why the hell would ANYONE put mayo in potato salad when there's Miracle Whip?

 

No wonder you guys don't like potato salad.

 

Miracle Whip?! This is what's wrong with America!! ;)

 

 

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

 

 

:P

 

Yeah, you've got to be smoking something to think that Miracle Whip tastes good. :P

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EDIT: Nevermind, I hate potato salad. Gross.

 

Oof. You're right. Potato salad is bad.

 

And by extension mayonnaise. Some of the nastiest shit ever invented along with ranch dressing.

Why the hell would ANYONE put mayo in potato salad when there's Miracle Whip?

 

No wonder you guys don't like potato salad.

 

Miracle Whip?! This is what's wrong with America!! ;)

 

 

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

 

 

:P

 

Yeah, you've got to be smoking something to think that Miracle Whip tastes good. :P

 

No apologies!

 

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I made my mother's entire year by doing the chore that she hates the most - picking the rest of the turkey meat off the bones. She literally cheered out loud when she saw what I had done..... :laughing guy:
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EDIT: Nevermind, I hate potato salad. Gross.

 

Oof. You're right. Potato salad is bad.

 

And by extension mayonnaise. Some of the nastiest shit ever invented along with ranch dressing.

Why the hell would ANYONE put mayo in potato salad when there's Miracle Whip?

 

No wonder you guys don't like potato salad.

 

Miracle Whip?! This is what's wrong with America!! ;)

 

 

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

 

 

:P

 

Yeah, you've got to be smoking something to think that Miracle Whip tastes good. :P

 

Ha!!!

 

Well, I will take it any day of the week over that sh** they call mayo. :D

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