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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

HAHAHAHAHA OMG that is HILARIOUS. and reminds me of a time in middle school when my friend laughed and said "some boy threatened to knee me in the crotch. Luckily for us girls, his knee would just sink in!!!"

.....I was speechless for a second before saying "Uh.....sink in? Not with me.....???"

She got this worried look on her face and told me one time, a guy's knee "totally sunk in....." UM.......EW. She was a great friend, I just will NEVER forget that comment. 0_o

 

Is she Taylor Swift? LMAO

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I lost my "virginity" to a bicycle if that's where this thread is going... :sigh:

 

Time for me to get in trouble:

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikefd_zpsb11f62d8.jpg

 

And for the guys...

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikebf_zpse3076d8d.jpg

 

Yes, these are real books. The only crappy Photoshop I did was censoring the titles. :facepalm:

:popcorn: :d13:
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I lost my "virginity" to a bicycle if that's where this thread is going... :sigh:

 

Time for me to get in trouble:

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikefd_zpsb11f62d8.jpg

 

And for the guys...

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikebf_zpse3076d8d.jpg

 

Yes, these are real books. The only crappy Photoshop I did was censoring the titles. :facepalm:

:popcorn: :d13:

 

Yeah, I found these thanks to Drew Toothpaste's The Worst Things For Sale blog. I'm sure there's been a spike in sales since. :eyeroll:

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I expected more from my big brother....Sheldon!!!

 

:facepalm:

Busted....

 

Yes, why do I keep putting Sheldon on a pedestal...I'll never know!

Better him than me. My still childish, immature side would only serve to disappoint all to often.....
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I expected more from my big brother....Sheldon!!!

 

:facepalm:

Busted....

 

Yes, why do I keep putting Sheldon on a pedestal...I'll never know!

Better him than me. My still childish, immature side would only serve to disappoint all to often.....

 

Yeah, nobody here is ever childish or immature. :no:

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

Needed that. Straight to the point!! :LMAO: Thanks AG. Those with nuts have all been there and can sympathize...... :) Edited by Narpski
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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Not while riding, I hope. :o

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I lost my "virginity" to a bicycle if that's where this thread is going... :sigh:

 

Time for me to get in trouble:

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikefd_zpsb11f62d8.jpg

 

And for the guys...

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikebf_zpse3076d8d.jpg

 

Yes, these are real books. The only crappy Photoshop I did was censoring the titles. :facepalm:

:popcorn: :d13:

 

Yeah, I found these thanks to Drew Toothpaste's The Worst Things For Sale blog. I'm sure there's been a spike in sales since. :eyeroll:

 

And I bet they're still better than any of the 50 Shades books.

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Not while riding, I hope. :o

 

I was! It was raining and a string from my rain jacket was getting caught in the back wheel, so while I was trying to get it out I crashed into a parked car, and the momentum send me flying right into the handlebar, nuts first. :oops:

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Not while riding, I hope. :o

 

I was! It was raining and a string from my rain jacket was getting caught in the back wheel, so while I was trying to get it out I crashed into a parked car, and the momentum send me flying right into the handlebar, nuts first. :oops:

If it was a cold rain there would have certainly been less chance of anything else breaking your fall....... :sigh: Yoweee!
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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Not while riding, I hope. :o

 

I was! It was raining and a string from my rain jacket was getting caught in the back wheel, so while I was trying to get it out I crashed into a parked car, and the momentum send me flying right into the handlebar, nuts first. :oops:

If it was a cold rain there would have certainly been less chance of anything else breaking your fall....... :sigh: Yoweee!

 

It wasn't cold enough let me tell you that ;)

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Mate, you wouldn't have this look on your face :) if you'd busted your nuts in that way, it would be these: :o and :scared: ..!

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Mate, you wouldn't have this look on your face :) if you'd busted your nuts in that way, it would be these: :o and :scared: ..!

Then.... :boohoo: too
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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

That reminds me of a time when I busted my nuts on the handlebar! :doh:

 

Mate, you wouldn't have this look on your face :) if you'd busted your nuts in that way, it would be these: :o and :scared: ..!

Then.... :boohoo: too

And this one too :wacko:

 

Yup..! And :blink:

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Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!! :coy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://i1144.photobucket.com/albums/o484/ladyapril2112/LADYTIMEPORTAL/silly%20ass%20icons%20and%20avatars/thong1_zps4f938c46.jpg

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Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!! :coy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://i1144.photobucket.com/albums/o484/ladyapril2112/LADYTIMEPORTAL/silly%20ass%20icons%20and%20avatars/thong1_zps4f938c46.jpg

 

:o

 

Although, wouldn't that be a rhino toe? :P

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Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!! :coy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://i1144.photobucket.com/albums/o484/ladyapril2112/LADYTIMEPORTAL/silly%20ass%20icons%20and%20avatars/thong1_zps4f938c46.jpg

 

:o

 

Although, wouldn't that be a rhino toe? :P

 

I've seen it all now - a rhino wearing a thong..! :P

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Here's a camel toe for ya big boy!!! :coy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://i1144.photobucket.com/albums/o484/ladyapril2112/LADYTIMEPORTAL/silly%20ass%20icons%20and%20avatars/thong1_zps4f938c46.jpg

 

:o

 

Although, wouldn't that be a rhino toe? :P

 

I've seen it all now - a rhino wearing a thong..! :P

 

I'd hate to be one to put it on the rhino :hockeygoon:

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OHHHHHHHHHH loves me some Buscemi!!!! Awesome gif dude!
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