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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

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I lost my "virginity" to a bicycle if that's where this thread is going... :sigh:
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Hoping for pics/vids.

 

:yes:

 

:wtf:

 

He wants cameltoe pictures.

 

This one is always good :yes:

http://cdn3.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rush-from-2112-album-cover.jpg

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HA! Camel toe. The result of many a tight pant.

 

I neither miss the 80's nor the boys 10 speed bikes... stupid painful!

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/GIFs/R2zk3bQ_zps965b11fe.gif

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Alright. I have a story. Related to this thread, I suppose.

 

Years ago, just before I was starting highschool, I had to walk 2.2km to school (I know the exact distance because taking the school bus only qualified for those more than 2.4km away... soclose.). We lived out in a rather rural area, with a few cattle guards across the winding road to the school. I would usually ride my bike - it was a bit uphill going there, but a nice downhill coast home.

 

Well, it was a frosty November morning and I was still riding my bike - I hadn't retired it for the winter yet. The cattle guards this particular morning were icy and slippery, but so far, so good. (Anyone see where this is going?) Suddenly, just before I reached the third cattle guard, I discovered a car coming towards me on the narrow road, and I reacted quickly, turning my bike closer to the side of the road. Unfortunately, I was already crossing the cattle guard when I turned, and slipped on the icy bars, and went down. I slid off the saddle of my bike as I fell, and managed to fall... so that I totally straddled a bar of the cattle guard, one leg on either side. I totally, utterly, lady-canned myself. I'd never felt such pain in my crotch before! Of course, I was super-embarrassed that the passing car would have witnessed my fall, and that was almost as bad as the physical pain. I had no choice but to simply get back on my bike and continue to school, but I HURT. And it was a bit awkward to explain to the teacher why I was sitting funny... "Well, see, I stubbed my camel toe, really badly," I could have said, if I had had any notion this thread was going to exist back then.

 

Wow, I really never thought I'd ever have an opportunity to share this story. Thanks for that, Sheldon! :P

 

HAHAHAHAHA OMG that is HILARIOUS. and reminds me of a time in middle school when my friend laughed and said "some boy threatened to knee me in the crotch. Luckily for us girls, his knee would just sink in!!!"

.....I was speechless for a second before saying "Uh.....sink in? Not with me.....???"

She got this worried look on her face and told me one time, a guy's knee "totally sunk in....." UM.......EW. She was a great friend, I just will NEVER forget that comment. 0_o

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I lost my "virginity" to a bicycle if that's where this thread is going... :sigh:

 

Time for me to get in trouble:

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikefd_zpsb11f62d8.jpg

 

And for the guys...

 

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b629/Knightsaber1/bikebf_zpse3076d8d.jpg

 

Yes, these are real books. The only crappy Photoshop I did was censoring the titles. :facepalm:

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