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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb? How could they possibly think that's a good idea?

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb? How could they possibly think that's a good idea?

I know! Maybe she just really wanted a three-way.

 

That was in poor taste. I'm sorry.

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

 

I don't even want to think about that..! :scared:

How about a large cucumber?

 

Ew..! :scared: :blink:

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

 

I don't even want to think about that..! :scared:

How about a large cucumber?

 

Ew..! :scared: :blink:

I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... :huh:
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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

 

I don't even want to think about that..! :scared:

How about a large cucumber?

 

Ew..! :scared: :blink:

I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... :huh:

 

I don't care - it's still ew! :scared:

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

 

I don't even want to think about that..! :scared:

How about a large cucumber?

 

Ew..! :scared: :blink:

I thought cucumbers were not that uncommon..... :huh:

 

I don't care - it's still ew! :scared:

Gotcha. I will let it go..... :rose: :)
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I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that.

 

About 20 years ago there was an incident at a hotel in my hometown (Atlanta) involving a late night skinny dip in the pool and the intake for the pool filter pump. Dude was naked, alone, and the intake was waist-high in the water and had some powerful suction.

 

He ended up having to scream for help and wake up all of the hotel's occupants in his efforts to get the attention of the night management. Seems that once he succeeded in mating with the pool filter, things became swollen and stuck and he was unable to extricate himself. Merely turning the filter off didn't work either, and it was only with the aid of the fire department and a jackhammer that they were able to free him.

 

This was in the days before Youtube and all the other social media, of course, but the local radio stations had a field day with it.

 

Most guys I know would have probably just drowned themselves rather than endure that humiliation.

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I know of a lad who experimented with a hoover - it got stuck, and he had to go to the hospital like that.

 

About 20 years ago there was an incident at a hotel in my hometown (Atlanta) involving a late night skinny dip in the pool and the intake for the pool filter pump. Dude was naked, alone, and the intake was waist-high in the water and had some powerful suction.

 

He ended up having to scream for help and wake up all of the hotel's occupants in his efforts to get the attention of the night management. Seems that once he succeeded in mating with the pool filter, things became swollen and stuck and he was unable to extricate himself. Merely turning the filter off didn't work either, and it was only with the aid of the fire department and a jackhammer that they were able to free him.

 

This was in the days before Youtube and all the other social media, of course, but the local radio stations had a field day with it.

 

Most guys I know would have probably just drowned themselves rather than endure that humiliation.

 

Bet that must have been really embarrassing...... :o

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