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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

Foot Long Bratwurst?

 

:huh:

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

It would be a hot dog wouldn't it? Or for the adventurous just stuff in a whopper?

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

 

I don't even want to think about that..! :scared:

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You never hear of women doing this. What would the equivalent even be?

 

Could you imagine going to the OB/GYN and having her pull out a piece of pepperoni, asking what it was doing there? "Pizza was looking so fiiiiiine the other night."

 

I have heard stories of girls going to the doctor to have broken off carrots removed. People just do weird stuff I guess :huh:

A doctor once told me about how some girl put a lightbulb up there and it shattered.

 

Why are people... don't put... why... :facepalm: I don't get it.

 

People and their cut up and burned junk.

 

A lightbulb?! :o

 

How wide does it have to be before it's enough. On second thought, don't answer that :P .

 

But a lightbulb? :scared:

 

I don't even want to think about that..! :scared:

How about a large cucumber?

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