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Fake titties

I don’t get it. Women spend BIG $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ just to make their headlights bigger… I used have a GF back in 2000 and she had a pair 38 DDs… $8,000 worth. It was almost like she was saying, “Hi everyone – look at my tits.” She was two months behind on her mortgage, but she had these huge cans sticking out of her shirt… at all times.

We would go out for dinner and her tits were so big that they’d arrive about ten minutes before we would… personally, I think they were weird and gross. They were hard as bowling balls. And, aren’t they a health hazard?

I spent two days in Hollywood, CA, back in 2010. I walked up and down Sunset Blvd for a couple hours one day. Every single woman I saw had fake knockers… and lips… and … and … ?

Why?????????????????????????????

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And no guys I didn't change my name again and start this thread... :)

 

Edit: love TBR's style.... :cheers:

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I have a natural 36-D chest and I am quite content with that. Geddy seemed to like them when I met him on the TMT. I ALMOST joked and said "Mr. Lee, my eyes are up here." Hey, whatever works, baby!! I got a full-on hug from my imaginary boyfriend. I'm certainly not complaining. :D
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I have a natural 36-D chest and I am quite content with that. Geddy seemed to like them when I met him on the TMT. I ALMOST joked and said "Mr. Lee, my eyes are up here." Hey, whatever works, baby!! I got a full-on hug from my imaginary boyfriend. I'm certainly not complaining. :D

The "D" being the critical point in all this....... :P
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Again, whatever works! I'm far from shy about them. The girls and my smile are commonly commented on as some of my best features. ;)
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Again, whatever works! I'm far from shy about them. The girls and my smile are commonly commented on as some of my best features. ;)

Welcome back to the forum!! Don't be such a stranger :cheers: :)
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I don't know why anyone would want to go bigger unless they absolutely had nothing in the chest department. It's terribly hard on your shoulders and your back lugging around big breasts. I think a lot of women do it because their boyfriends or husbands like them and talk them into it.
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I don't know why anyone would want to go bigger unless they absolutely had nothing in the chest department. It's terribly hard on your shoulders and your back lugging around big breasts. I think a lot of women do it because their boyfriends or husbands like them and talk them into it.

Man, I hope not.... Silliness... :codger:
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I don't know why anyone would want to go bigger unless they absolutely had nothing in the chest department. It's terribly hard on your shoulders and your back lugging around big breasts. I think a lot of women do it because their boyfriends or husbands like them and talk them into it.

Man, I hope not.... Silliness... :codger:

 

Oh I agree. There are a lot of women out there that would do anything to keep their boyfriends interested though.

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I don't know why anyone would want to go bigger unless they absolutely had nothing in the chest department. It's terribly hard on your shoulders and your back lugging around big breasts. I think a lot of women do it because their boyfriends or husbands like them and talk them into it.

Man, I hope not.... Silliness... :codger:

 

Oh I agree. There are a lot of women out there that would do anything to keep their boyfriends interested though.

Guess when you are married forever that doesn't apply...... :D
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I have to admit, I didn't come into my, er, "mother load" until I had a child. Then, they stuck around. I wasn't absolutely flat by any means, but I was a B at best. I just hope that they stay this size. It suits me, me thinks (see profile picture in tight-fitting t-shirt).
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I have to admit, I didn't come into my, er, "mother load" until I had a child. Then, they stuck around. I wasn't absolutely flat by any means, but I was a B at best. I just hope that they stay this size. It suits me, me thinks (see profile picture in tight-fitting t-shirt).

I would tend to agree. They seem to suit you just fine..... :) :d13: Edited by Narpzilla
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Should the ladies here have a wet t-shirt contest? I'm still waiting for one in the mail.

Fixed.... :)
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