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ewwwwwwwww lol

I can feel the sugar coating my teeth as I read this

I once sent some to my sister's family in Germany. My niece and nephew hated them. Dry, inedible bites of sawdust crust followed by a mouthful of excessively sugary goo. In other words, pure heaven.
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I used to cut the outer crust off my Tarts when I was a kid; I only wanted to eat the frosted jelly-filled part. Sometimes I still break chunks of the outer crust off and feed them to the dogs. This thrills them to no end.
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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:
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If I recall correctly the naked tarts were all that was available at one time back in the day. The frosted one's and all the crazy ass flavors came much later. Old School please..... :)

 

I've never seen naked tarts...

 

 

Oh wait.....

 

 

 

:ph34r:

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If I recall correctly the naked tarts were all that was available at one time back in the day. The frosted one's and all the crazy ass flavors came much later. Old School please..... :)

 

I've never seen naked tarts...

 

 

Oh wait.....

 

 

 

:ph34r:

Tease..... :)
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If I recall correctly the naked tarts were all that was available at one time back in the day. The frosted one's and all the crazy ass flavors came much later. Old School please..... :)

 

I've never seen naked tarts...

 

 

Oh wait.....

 

 

 

:ph34r:

Tease..... :)

 

:blush:

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If I recall correctly the naked tarts were all that was available at one time back in the day. The frosted one's and all the crazy ass flavors came much later. Old School please..... :)

 

I've never seen naked tarts...

 

 

Oh wait.....

 

 

 

:ph34r:

Tease..... :)

 

:blush:

Not complaining mind you. I, for one, enjoy being teased...... :yes: :)
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If I recall correctly the naked tarts were all that was available at one time back in the day. The frosted one's and all the crazy ass flavors came much later. Old School please..... :)

 

I've never seen naked tarts...

 

 

Oh wait.....

 

 

 

:ph34r:

Tease..... :)

 

:blush:

Not complaining mind you. I, for one, enjoy being teased...... :yes: :)

Is it because TM takes care of the rest? :outtahere:

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If I recall correctly the naked tarts were all that was available at one time back in the day. The frosted one's and all the crazy ass flavors came much later. Old School please..... :)

 

I've never seen naked tarts...

 

 

Oh wait.....

 

 

 

:ph34r:

Tease..... :)

 

:blush:

Not complaining mind you. I, for one, enjoy being teased...... :yes: :)

Is it because TM takes care of the rest? :outtahere:

I thought it was the Elephant that never forgets?? :)
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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D
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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9D2G6v0Idn8/UI_nb4chsYI/AAAAAAAAF3Y/QLZEnDuQlA0/s320/pop+tarts.jpg

:drool:

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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9D2G6v0Idn8/UI_nb4chsYI/AAAAAAAAF3Y/QLZEnDuQlA0/s320/pop+tarts.jpg

:drool:

Answering your own questions? :D-13: Looks like an awful choice for a snack food or breakfast or whatever. I always look at the label before I eat anything anymore. Pretzels are my favorite snack food now....
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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9D2G6v0Idn8/UI_nb4chsYI/AAAAAAAAF3Y/QLZEnDuQlA0/s320/pop+tarts.jpg

:drool:

Answering your own questions? :D-13: Looks like an awful choice for a snack food or breakfast or whatever. I always look at the label before I eat anything anymore. Pretzels are my favorite snack food now....

http://cleaneatingintexas.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pretzels-ingredients.jpg?w=529&h=240

What brand? :P

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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9D2G6v0Idn8/UI_nb4chsYI/AAAAAAAAF3Y/QLZEnDuQlA0/s320/pop+tarts.jpg

:drool:

Answering your own questions? :D-13: Looks like an awful choice for a snack food or breakfast or whatever. I always look at the label before I eat anything anymore. Pretzels are my favorite snack food now....

http://cleaneatingintexas.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pretzels-ingredients.jpg?w=529&h=240

What brand? :P

This one.......

 

http://s24.postimg.org/xxmmxg64l/IMAG0417.jpg

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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9D2G6v0Idn8/UI_nb4chsYI/AAAAAAAAF3Y/QLZEnDuQlA0/s320/pop+tarts.jpg

:drool:

Answering your own questions? :D-13: Looks like an awful choice for a snack food or breakfast or whatever. I always look at the label before I eat anything anymore. Pretzels are my favorite snack food now....

http://cleaneatingintexas.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pretzels-ingredients.jpg?w=529&h=240

What brand? :P

This one.......

 

http://s24.postimg.org/xxmmxg64l/IMAG0417.jpg

Those are actually really good...

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I've never had pop tarts. :( Doesn't the frosting make a mess of your toaster?

It doesn't. The frosting is as hard as cement and I am not sure what it's melting point is but it must be really high. You ready to try one now?.... :D-13:

How can these not be good for you. :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9D2G6v0Idn8/UI_nb4chsYI/AAAAAAAAF3Y/QLZEnDuQlA0/s320/pop+tarts.jpg

:drool:

Answering your own questions? :D-13: Looks like an awful choice for a snack food or breakfast or whatever. I always look at the label before I eat anything anymore. Pretzels are my favorite snack food now....

http://cleaneatingintexas.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pretzels-ingredients.jpg?w=529&h=240

What brand? :P

This one.......

 

http://s24.postimg.org/xxmmxg64l/IMAG0417.jpg

Those are actually really good...

I know there's much worse sh*t I could be eating.... :)
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Anybody else who would rather die early than eat like a rabbit?

 

No question about it. Life is too short to spend it reading labels and fussing over whether something is organic.

 

I pretty much have to eat as my condition (ulcerative colitis) dictates, meaning lots of meat and cheese and no raw "scratchy" vegetables. Fortunately meat and cheese is a diet I'd have chosen for myself. And I can eat Pop Tarts. :)

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How about this?

 

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pop-tart-vodka.jpg

Is it fortified with vitamins and iron?

Are Pop Tarts fortified with that? ..... :huh: :)
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How about this?

 

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pop-tart-vodka.jpg

Is it fortified with vitamins and iron?

Are Pop Tarts fortified with that? ..... :huh: :)

Yes; most breakfast foods/ cereals are in the UK.

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