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New York City pizza annihilates this glop. Chicago should stick to hot dogs.

NY pizza is to Chicago style pizza as Katy Perry is to Rush.

 

Balderdash. Were we talking hockey teams or general cleanliness, Chicago would dominate New York without question. But pizza is NYC's turf.

 

Nope. I know NYC wants to take credit for everything popular, and I realize the first pizzeria in the US was opened in New York, but they didn't invent it.

 

Quite true. New York wasn't the creator when it came to pizza. But they were the CONQUEROR. :P

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Chicago Deep Dish is an insult to the word "pizza"

 

It's like calling Olive Garden "Italian food"

 

Olive Garden and Deep Dish pizza places aren't restaurants, they're just feeding centers.

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Chicago Deep Dish is an insult to the word "pizza"

 

It's like calling Olive Garden "Italian food"

 

Olive Garden and Deep Dish pizza places aren't restaurants, they're just feeding centers.

:laughing guy:

P.S. Tough finish for Kap today.

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NY pizza is to Led Zeppelin as Chicago pizza is to The Who. Well, not really but my point is that it's all good!!! It depends on my mood which one I want but I'll never turn down either unless I'm full. Happy Jack Stairway To Heavenly Pizza Pie!!!

 

Seeing as Led Ze

New York City pizza annihilates this glop. Chicago should stick to hot dogs.

NY pizza is to Chicago style pizza as Katy Perry is to Rush.

 

Balderdash. Were we talking hockey teams or general cleanliness, Chicago would dominate New York without question. But pizza is NYC's turf.

 

Nope. I know NYC wants to take credit for everything popular, and I realize the first pizzeria in the US was opened in New York, but they didn't invent it.

 

Who do you think invented pizza?

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I'm a pizza girl but I'm definitely a NY pizza girl. Chicago deep-dish is the morbidly obese ugly sister of NY pizza. :finbar:
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NY pizza is to Led Zeppelin as Chicago pizza is to The Who. Well, not really but my point is that it's all good!!! It depends on my mood which one I want but I'll never turn down either unless I'm full. Happy Jack Stairway To Heavenly Pizza Pie!!!

 

Seeing as Led Ze

New York City pizza annihilates this glop. Chicago should stick to hot dogs.

NY pizza is to Chicago style pizza as Katy Perry is to Rush.

 

Balderdash. Were we talking hockey teams or general cleanliness, Chicago would dominate New York without question. But pizza is NYC's turf.

 

Nope. I know NYC wants to take credit for everything popular, and I realize the first pizzeria in the US was opened in New York, but they didn't invent it.

 

Who do you think invented pizza?

 

Invented in Naples, Italy, with history back even further. As far as I know, the Neapolitans weren't big on drenching their pizza in grease prior to serving.

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NY pizza is to Led Zeppelin as Chicago pizza is to The Who. Well, not really but my point is that it's all good!!! It depends on my mood which one I want but I'll never turn down either unless I'm full. Happy Jack Stairway To Heavenly Pizza Pie!!!

 

Seeing as Led Ze

New York City pizza annihilates this glop. Chicago should stick to hot dogs.

NY pizza is to Chicago style pizza as Katy Perry is to Rush.

 

Balderdash. Were we talking hockey teams or general cleanliness, Chicago would dominate New York without question. But pizza is NYC's turf.

 

Nope. I know NYC wants to take credit for everything popular, and I realize the first pizzeria in the US was opened in New York, but they didn't invent it.

 

Who do you think invented pizza?

 

Invented in Naples, Italy, with history back even further. As far as I know, the Neapolitans weren't big on drenching their pizza in grease prior to serving.

 

Then it wasn't pizza, was it :)

 

Everyone and their mother claims to have invented pizza. Last I looked into it, the idea we have of a modern pizza was started in the northeast corner of the US by Italian immigrants and popularized throughout Europe by American servicemen who wanted some real damn Italian food, not the shit the Italians were cooking and serving (think of the Sopranos episode when Tony and the gang go to Italy).

 

But if you define pizza broadly enough, I'm pretty sure that the Chinese claim they made it first.

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New York City pizza annihilates this glop. Chicago should stick to hot dogs.

NY pizza is to Chicago style pizza as Katy Perry is to Rush.

Well, I can tell which I'd rather eat...

OK, how about this instead? NY pizza is to Chicago pizza as Rosie O'Donnell is to Kate Upton.

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New York City pizza annihilates this glop. Chicago should stick to hot dogs.

NY pizza is to Chicago style pizza as Katy Perry is to Rush.

Well, I can tell which I'd rather eat...

OK, how about this instead? NY pizza is to Chicago pizza as Rosie O'Donnell is to Kate Upton.

Suddenly I've lost my appetite...

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NY pizza is to Led Zeppelin as Chicago pizza is to The Who. Well, not really but my point is that it's all good!!! It depends on my mood which one I want but I'll never turn down either unless I'm full. Happy Jack Stairway To Heavenly Pizza Pie!!!

 

Yeah, but you're living in a place where they ruin pizza with mayonnaise and fried eggs. Of course anything from North America is going to look like manna from heaven.

 

 

I must admit that it's partly a prejudice against the "New York attitude" (i.e., no matter how wonderful/awful something is in Some Other City, it's always ten times better/worse in NY. Nothing can possibly have any cultural relevance at all unless NYC has embraced it, AND they make everything better). Their pizza is fine though I won't eat it with pepperoni because then it really is too much orange grease. I just prefer Chicago style because it is an excuse to drown in cheese. I loves me some good cheese.

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Nah Mara. I had this idea about NYC and Chicago pizza years before I moved to this land of shitty pizza. I'll say this: I bet 90% of those here wouldn't turn down a slice of pizza no matter which city it came from and no matter how much they claimed one was crap.

 

Oh Mara, I forgot: besides the fried egg and mayo on the pizza that you mentioned, there are the potato wedges and shredded tuna sharing space atop the zza. Demented!

 

I only know of 2 or 3 places where I can get good pizza out here. And none of them come close to resembling Chicago pizza

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HERETIC!!!!

 

Jon Stewart's right. I gave Chicago pizza a shot, but it was like eating a brick of cheese and washing it down with a can of tomato sauce. I'll take thin-crust New York/New Haven style any day, man...

 

I'm assuming you've had Pepe's Pizza before? And still prefer the pizza bread-bowl?

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New Haven style is better than NY style.
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This seemed pertinent to this thread:

 

http://www.zagat.com...ign=desktopbuzz

The "Avalanche" from Moose Tooth, Anchorage, AK looks awesome!

Beau Jo's, from Colorado, makes great pizza!

Florida: The Everglades Pie at Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Myers

A little over a year ago, the owners of Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza had an idea: Why not put python on a pizza? Thus, their Everglades pizza was born. But it’s not just snake on a pie. Owner Evan Daniell adds whole frog legs and alligator sausage for extra flair. He gets the python from Vietnam for roughly $66 per pound. The frog legs come from China, and the gator from the local fish market. :scared:

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This seemed pertinent to this thread:

 

http://www.zagat.com...ign=desktopbuzz

The "Avalanche" from Moose Tooth, Anchorage, AK looks awesome!

Beau Jo's, from Colorado, makes great pizza!

Florida: The Everglades Pie at Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Myers

A little over a year ago, the owners of Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza had an idea: Why not put python on a pizza? Thus, their Everglades pizza was born. But it’s not just snake on a pie. Owner Evan Daniell adds whole frog legs and alligator sausage for extra flair. He gets the python from Vietnam for roughly $66 per pound. The frog legs come from China, and the gator from the local fish market. :scared:

After reading trough the list...I'm dying for a pie.

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This seemed pertinent to this thread:

 

http://www.zagat.com...ign=desktopbuzz

The "Avalanche" from Moose Tooth, Anchorage, AK looks awesome!

Beau Jo's, from Colorado, makes great pizza!

Florida: The Everglades Pie at Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Myers

A little over a year ago, the owners of Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza had an idea: Why not put python on a pizza? Thus, their Everglades pizza was born. But it’s not just snake on a pie. Owner Evan Daniell adds whole frog legs and alligator sausage for extra flair. He gets the python from Vietnam for roughly $66 per pound. The frog legs come from China, and the gator from the local fish market. :scared:

Well, alligator is tasty and frog legs can be good too. The chances I've had to try python in Vietnam and other parts, I was outvoted so we all went to another restaurant.

I'd try that Florida pizza. I can't imagine it being THAT bad

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This seemed pertinent to this thread:

 

http://www.zagat.com...ign=desktopbuzz

The "Avalanche" from Moose Tooth, Anchorage, AK looks awesome!

Beau Jo's, from Colorado, makes great pizza!

Florida: The Everglades Pie at Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza in Fort Myers

A little over a year ago, the owners of Evan’s Neighborhood Pizza had an idea: Why not put python on a pizza? Thus, their Everglades pizza was born. But it’s not just snake on a pie. Owner Evan Daniell adds whole frog legs and alligator sausage for extra flair. He gets the python from Vietnam for roughly $66 per pound. The frog legs come from China, and the gator from the local fish market. :scared:

Well, alligator is tasty and frog legs can be good too. The chances I've had to try python in Vietnam and other parts, I was outvoted so we all went to another restaurant.

I'd try that Florida pizza. I can't imagine it being THAT bad

Gator is tasty. :yes: I'm just not sure all these things add up to great pizza.

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