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Dr. Nick: "I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? And where? "

Lisa:[from theater] "Hey! The incision should be made below the blockage! Below!"

Dr. Nick: "Thanks, little girl!

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Homer: I'm going to tell the truth and I'm not gonna sugar-coat it.....

And so the tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vein on a long

trip to marry to Ms. Left Ventricle.

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But Marge, a gun is a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator.

 

 

Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware, we Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.

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Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfast; you can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback. And, to prevent newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated today's newspaper.

 

That might be my all-time favorite Simpsons episode.

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But Marge, a gun is a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uhh... an alligator.

 

 

Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware, we Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.

Stop the pretending you're scared game

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There is an episode I have been wanting to watch for a long time now, the one where Burns pits the power plants' workers against each other in the mountains. He gets stuck in a cabin with Homer after an avalanche lol
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There is an episode I have been wanting to watch for a long time now, the one where Burns pits the power plants' workers against each other in the mountains. He gets stuck in a cabin with Homer after an avalanche lol

 

That was recently repeated here in the Milwaukee viewing area - I also have that one on DVD :)

 

I believe the title is: Mountain of Madness

 

 

Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small

shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?

Homer: Uhh, not as such.

Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much

hysteria these days about so-called cheating.

Homer: Yes, a lot of -- hysteria.

Burns: Mm-hmm. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way,

it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the race

always be to the swift or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should

they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them?

Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself!

Homer: Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat.

Burns: Excellent.

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I watched an episode a few years ago and Homer forgot to renew their home insurance. Then Mr Burns came by and got a fork stuck in his head. Homer tried to save him from the bleeding and it was hilarious. What episode was this. I believe it came out in 08-09.
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2009 - correct!

How the Test Was Won (#LABF02 / SI-2002) 1 Mar 2009 Bart joins Ralph and the school's bullies on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score on a national achievement test; Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing; Homer forgets to deliver an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his house

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2009 - correct!

How the Test Was Won (#LABF02 / SI-2002) 1 Mar 2009 Bart joins Ralph and the school's bullies on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score on a national achievement test; Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing; Homer forgets to deliver an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his house

Thanks, I've been searching for that clip ever since I've seen it. Now I can narrow down my search

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Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term. Are you aware of that?

Bart: Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Krabappel: And are you aware there is a major exam coming up tomorrow on Colonial America?

Bart: Yes, ma'am.

[as he starts to glaze, all he hears is:]

Mrs. Krabappel: Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah?

Bart: Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Krabappel: Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah!

Bart: Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Krabappel: Bart! You haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you?

Bart: Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Krabappel: Well, then what did I say?

Bart: Uh..."straighten up and fly right?"

Mrs. Krabappel: [spluttering] Well, that was a lucky guess!

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Mrs. Krabappel: (reading) After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water. (Nelson raises his hand) Yes, Nelson.

Nelson: Did they have any have yo-yo's?

Mrs. Krabappel: No, they did not have yo-yo's. (continues reading) When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanog Indians.

Milhouse: (raises his hand) Did the Indians have yo-yo's?

Mrs. Krabappel: No, they did not have yo-yo's! (slams book closed) That's it! (slams book onto her desk) I am getting sick and tired of talking about yo-yo's. From now on, I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas, or anything else on yo-yo's or yo-yo-related topics. Am I making myself clear?

Bart: Yo!

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Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time.

Bart: I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike

and the school would shut down.

Edna: [scoffs] I'm sure you'd really hate that. There's not going to

be a strike, Bart.

Bart: Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the won tons to go

through with it.

Edna: Skinner said _that_?

Bart: Well, I had to clean it up a little.

[in Skinner's office]

Basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything

they want.

Skinner: She did?

Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

Skinner: We'll see about that. Simpson, I always thought you were...

sneaky and manipulative. Now I see you're really a very

sensitive little boy.

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