laughedatbytime Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Gruden's been working overtime to come up with superlatives for tonight's thriller. One of these teams will get their first win on the North American continent tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 21, 2013 Author Share Posted October 21, 2013 Can Eli do it? Can he add enough interceptions to get that record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Which team is gonna suck more tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Does Gruden get paid by the number of times he says "Double A Gap"? And if he does, doesn't he have enough money to retire by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Does Gruden get paid by the number of times he says "Double A Gap"? And if he does, doesn't he have enough money to retire by now?The Double A Gap is where his brain should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Eli hasn't thrown a pick, he's slacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Gruden often says "[insert team/player name]...does it better than anyone in pro football". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Eli hasn't thrown a pick, he's slacking.Not his fault the Vikings secondary can't catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 That sums up the Vikings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Gruden Grinders coming up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange.The combined record of the teams of those three guys is 4-12. But maybe they're lucky that there are three NFL players who are willing to admit they eat that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call?He's a Bill. But they've got Kellen Clemens and are bringing in Brady Quinn and Greg McElroy. What, no Tebow? If Goodell can make a team do Hard Knocks, why can't he make one sign Tebow before a showcase game? Edited October 22, 2013 by laughedatbytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call?He's a Bill. But they've got Kellen Clemens and are bringing in Brady Quinn and Greg McElroy. What, no Tebow? If Goodell can make a team do Hard Knocks, why can't he make one sign Tebow before a showcase game?Was it Flynn that messed up the Phins on Sunday? I didn't see any of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange.The combined record of the teams of those three guys is 4-12. But maybe they're lucky that there are three NFL players who are willing to admit they eat that crap.It's called Subway because they go down to the Subway and look for ingredients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call?He's a Bill. But they've got Kellen Clemens and are bringing in Brady Quinn and Greg McElroy. What, no Tebow? If Goodell can make a team do Hard Knocks, why can't he make one sign Tebow before a showcase game?Was it Flynn that messed up the Phins on Sunday? I didn't see any of that one.That was Tannehill. Thad Lewis played the entire game for Buffalo at QB. You may remember him from his stellar career at Duke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange.The combined record of the teams of those three guys is 4-12. But maybe they're lucky that there are three NFL players who are willing to admit they eat that crap.It's called Subway because they go down to the Subway and look for ingredients.The turkey does resemble bubble gum if you're dumb enough to look close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Peterson with 500 yards on the year. Only 2000 to go for 2500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Peterson with 500 yards on the year. Only 2000 to go for 2500.Peterson looks like I expected him to look when he came back from his injury. So he's having last year's season this year. Freeman also looks like I expected him to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Maybe these offenses are trying to make backwards yards and reverse drives? Gruden just mentioned Double A Gaps again... :smoke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 God this is pathetic football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 I think the Vikings might be worse than the Jags and the Bucs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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