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Gruden's been working overtime to come up with superlatives for tonight's thriller.

 

One of these teams will get their first win on the North American continent tonight.

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Does Gruden get paid by the number of times he says "Double A Gap"?

 

And if he does, doesn't he have enough money to retire by now?

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Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?
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Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange.

The combined record of the teams of those three guys is 4-12.

 

But maybe they're lucky that there are three NFL players who are willing to admit they eat that crap.

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Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?

A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call?

He's a Bill.

 

But they've got Kellen Clemens and are bringing in Brady Quinn and Greg McElroy.

 

What, no Tebow? If Goodell can make a team do Hard Knocks, why can't he make one sign Tebow before a showcase game?

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Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?

A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call?

He's a Bill.

 

But they've got Kellen Clemens and are bringing in Brady Quinn and Greg McElroy.

 

What, no Tebow? If Goodell can make a team do Hard Knocks, why can't he make one sign Tebow before a showcase game?

Was it Flynn that messed up the Phins on Sunday? I didn't see any of that one.

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Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange.

The combined record of the teams of those three guys is 4-12.

 

But maybe they're lucky that there are three NFL players who are willing to admit they eat that crap.

It's called Subway because they go down to the Subway and look for ingredients.

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Another dog game next week. Bradford's out for the year. Not that he's great, but who else do they have?

A bunch of nobodies. Maybe Matt Flynn will get the call?

He's a Bill.

 

But they've got Kellen Clemens and are bringing in Brady Quinn and Greg McElroy.

 

What, no Tebow? If Goodell can make a team do Hard Knocks, why can't he make one sign Tebow before a showcase game?

Was it Flynn that messed up the Phins on Sunday? I didn't see any of that one.

That was Tannehill.

 

Thad Lewis played the entire game for Buffalo at QB. You may remember him from his stellar career at Duke.

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Jarvis Jones doing subway commercials seems strange.

The combined record of the teams of those three guys is 4-12.

 

But maybe they're lucky that there are three NFL players who are willing to admit they eat that crap.

It's called Subway because they go down to the Subway and look for ingredients.

The turkey does resemble bubble gum if you're dumb enough to look close enough.

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Peterson with 500 yards on the year. Only 2000 to go for 2500.

Peterson looks like I expected him to look when he came back from his injury. So he's having last year's season this year.

 

Freeman also looks like I expected him to look.

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