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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

 

 

 

 

 

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:

Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:

Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.

OK. We'll try another tactic. We'll try and out-smart this Neutron guy. Yes, there's one man who could nail him. :smash:
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:

Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.

 

Not with 10,000 volts! No vooming!! Speaking of pets Im off to play find the fish.

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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've ... Anyway, tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of deja vu, that strange...

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here, :bitchslap: that's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime, :spitwater: so I thought I'd take you up on it as the film society meeting was cancelled this evening. :hug2: :drool: :hug2:

Oh... well there's only just enough for me. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all.

I've changed my mind. I'm asking you, the one in the middle. :P :scared: :P

We are here today to witness the opening of a new thread to replace the thread which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by TRF Admin, the Ulverston Road thead was removed, leaving the thread in Esher Road as the only thread for the Ulverston Road area.

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road

A very good try there, by the Garibaldi family of Droitwich in Worcestershire, at present holders of the East Midlands Most Awful Family Award - Lower Middle-Class Section, but unable today to score more than fifteen on our disgustometer.

:boohoo: Oh shut up, Melford. There's always next year.

Great. Terrific. Oh it's great. No problem. We'll sort it out on the floor. Sort it out on the floor. No problem. :hail:

Ah, wait a tic, wait a tic. Er, my first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the luggage compartment on the plane...I'll tell you where the bomb is for a pound. :cool:

Quick! Ring the Unexploded Scotsman Squad! :scared:

No, sorry, that's me favourite way of spending a night out. :blush:

Oh, I get the picture. Eh? Well don't worry about me Vicky boy, I know all about one-night stands. ;)

Oh, not now, Roger. :whipgirl: Oh, it cannot be, Maurice.

...and it's only as comparatively recently that I began to realize - well, er prehaps realize is not the correct word, er, imagine, imagine, that I was not the only thing in her life :unsure:

Come on little birdies...come on little birdies...tweet tweet...come and see what mummy's got for you... :tongue:

Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.

 

Not with 10,000 volts! No vooming!! Speaking of pets Im off to play find the fish.

ONE DEAD UNJUGGED RABBIT FISH LATER

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Really interesting. Remember, if you're interesting and want to appear in this thread, write your name and address and your telephone number and send it to this address: The Rush Forum, c/o E. F. Lutt, 18 Rupee Buildings, West 12.

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May I say this is my first time posting in this thread?

 

Really interesting. Remember, if you're interesting and want to appear in this thread, write your name and address and your telephone number and send it to this address: The Rush Forum, c/o E. F. Lutt, 18 Rupee Buildings, West 12.

Oh, there's nobody here of that name. It's Mrs. G. Pinnet. 46 Egernon Road. :hi:

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May I say this is my first time posting in this thread?

 

Really interesting. Remember, if you're interesting and want to appear in this thread, write your name and address and your telephone number and send it to this address: The Rush Forum, c/o E. F. Lutt, 18 Rupee Buildings, West 12.

Oh, there's nobody here of that name. It's Mrs. G. Pinnet. 46 Egernon Road. :hi:

Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.

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