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Tick contacted me late last night and said he was finally ready to open the Grand Opus of Tick Lore and read a few passages or will reveal some knowledge of the universe...

 

He also unveiled his latest beard project, the eyebrow beard:

 

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/5842/2478184-bushy_eyebrows.png

 

 

General knowledge participle 450982:

 

10 people die every minute in America but 20 babies are born and 11 people become American citizens.

 

Tick's Double Act Stars of the Future, this week's entry:

 

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/weird_dog_pictures_which_you_can_barely_explain_640_03.jpg

 

 

Mad dog grade 16 example 21

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NOXa1CXNsxg/SWlNsSp9WOI/AAAAAAAAD5I/K3IagHVo7dk/s400/weird-dog-bite.jpg

 

 

Tick's second beard project of the week is the famous eye beard:

 

http://turtally.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/One-crazy-woman-from-Japan_6-589x5501.jpg

 

 

Scary brute who could be a holy monk of the week presented by Tick Jesus Sandals

 

http://www.awolfamongwolves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/PekBruteSquadPic.jpg

 

 

Best guitarist of the month is combined this week cowboy of the year

 

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/e575c021ae2c4d2b436cc2a125fe2955/l.jpg

 

 

 

Scientist of the year this year goes to Bryan Detumbler for the 5th time in 6 years, Tick isn't surprised at this one:

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348494977114/A-baby-Grauers-gorilla-005.jpg

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348494979873/A-baby-gorilla-looking-at-006.jpg

Just to recap Bryan's career so far in pictures, Bryan discovers humans and odd badges.

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348494968638/A-baby-gorilla-is-weighed-002.jpg

 

Bryan invents weight

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348499047603/A-baby-Grauers-gorilla-1lg.jpg

Bryan creates liquid oxygen.

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348494982682/An-orphaned-mountain-gori-007.jpg

Bryan invents the penal system

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348494985378/An-orphaned-mountain-gori-008.jpg

Bryan's dad on the run from the law, also invented by Bryan.

 

Today's newsreader is Tom Diamond with a report straight from the studio...

 

http://officialmancard.com/omc/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Girl-Beard01.jpg

 

 

Tick's world of tattoos brings you:

 

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/086/3/1/hot_tattoo_chick_by_lazereth-d3cn4ej.jpg

 

and:

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ebJIPSN_PSg/UWWeLEl5ajI/AAAAAAADqGk/CNS6jrOKFUo/s1600/stupid_face_tattoos_09.jpg

 

 

Without further ado Tick Lore brings you the Mighty Thor!!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/blog/gallery/dumbest-tattoos/face-tattoo.jpg

"I say thee Nay! By Odin thou shall feel my wrath!

 

Human fork Eric Junkins checks in:

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/227650d1290346949-stupid-tattoos-odd-piercings-wtf-stupid_face.jpg

 

 

Tick would like to present his woman of the week award:http://guidetowomen.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy-eyes-girl-1.jpg?w=640

 

 

 

This concludes Tick Lore for today, Tick couldn't be here in person but sends a picture of he took of the local wildlife he's been studying...

http://imgix.8tracks.com/mix_covers/001/011/839/66800.original.jpg?fm=jpg&q=65&sharp=15&vib=10&w=521&h=521&fit=crop

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Wet and sweaty debaucherized slag cleavage at the end made me forget some of the disturbing, metalized mutants preceding. Tally ho!!!

:blaze:

 

The tattoo girl was pretty hot too! :smoke:

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Exceptional, Patrick!

 

:rfl: :LOL: :LMAO: http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/smilies/galactica/cylon/cylon_newanime006.gif

 

:hi:

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Exceptional, Patrick!

 

:rfl: :LOL: :LMAO: http://www.thescifiworld.net/img/smilies/galactica/cylon/cylon_newanime006.gif

 

:hi:

 

:sundog:

 

Hello there Robyn!

 

Hey I like the robot smiley! :ebert:

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Wet and sweaty debaucherized slag cleavage at the end made me forget some of the disturbing, metalized mutants preceding. Tally ho!!!

:blaze:

 

The tattoo girl was pretty hot too! :smoke:

Yeah. Seems like I caught her at some 'show' in Bangkok a few years back...either that or just some random, heavy-breathing, sweaty dream. :blaze:

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Wet and sweaty debaucherized slag cleavage at the end made me forget some of the disturbing, metalized mutants preceding. Tally ho!!!

:blaze:

 

The tattoo girl was pretty hot too! :smoke:

Yeah. Seems like I caught her at some 'show' in Bangkok a few years back...either that or just some random, heavy-breathing, sweaty dream. :blaze:

Aye... :cosmo: :hail:

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Wet and sweaty debaucherized slag cleavage at the end made me forget some of the disturbing, metalized mutants preceding. Tally ho!!!

:blaze:

 

The tattoo girl was pretty hot too! :smoke:

Yeah. Seems like I caught her at some 'show' in Bangkok a few years back...either that or just some random, heavy-breathing, sweaty dream. :blaze:

Aye... :cosmo: :hail:

Probably shouldn't say it, but the tattoo girl made my jaw drop..! :D

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Wet and sweaty debaucherized slag cleavage at the end made me forget some of the disturbing, metalized mutants preceding. Tally ho!!!

:blaze:

 

The tattoo girl was pretty hot too! :smoke:

Yeah. Seems like I caught her at some 'show' in Bangkok a few years back...either that or just some random, heavy-breathing, sweaty dream. :blaze:

Aye... :cosmo: :hail:

Probably shouldn't say it, but the tattoo girl made my jaw drop..! :D

 

Yeah? :eh: :o :unsure: :hi:

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Wet and sweaty debaucherized slag cleavage at the end made me forget some of the disturbing, metalized mutants preceding. Tally ho!!!

:blaze:

 

The tattoo girl was pretty hot too! :smoke:

Yeah. Seems like I caught her at some 'show' in Bangkok a few years back...either that or just some random, heavy-breathing, sweaty dream. :blaze:

Aye... :cosmo: :hail:

Probably shouldn't say it, but the tattoo girl made my jaw drop..! :D

 

Um... Me too!! :blush:

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http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/e41801cd-6c7e-4c89-8c29-3996eb336379_zps7afd08a2.jpg

My true essence has nearly been captured in this little expose.

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/c38908d0-3132-44eb-a02d-0e0a7825e5ff_zps3008547a.jpg

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http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/e41801cd-6c7e-4c89-8c29-3996eb336379_zps7afd08a2.jpg

My true essence has nearly been captured in this little expose.

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/c38908d0-3132-44eb-a02d-0e0a7825e5ff_zps3008547a.jpg

 

:goodone: :givebeer: :clap:

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