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No TV and no beer make Homer something something...

 

You've got the shinning!

You mean the shining.

Shh! You want to get sued!?

 

Urge to kill... Rising

Let's all bask in the warm glowing warmness of television.

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Max Power! That's a great name!

Thanks. I found it on a hair dryer.

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Max Power! That's a great name!

Thanks. I found it on a hair dryer.

 

Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right

way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!

Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?

Homer: Yeah, but faster!

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Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.

Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

Money's too tight for steak

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Bart Simpson: [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers] What'd you get that for?

Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window.

Bart Simpson: Makes sense to me.

Lisa Simpson: Did he die?

Homer: What am I, a Doctor?

 

I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix, hmm?

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Oh wait, this isn't the monster detector, it's the frog exaggerator!
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Since the dawn of time, Man has yearned to destroy the Sun.
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I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, ehhhhhhhh?
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Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?

Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

Homer: Mm-Hmm.

Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district!

Hank Scorpio: That's right.

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