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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

 

Darker? Like black and blue?

 

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I think it's psychological, another scam created by cosmetic surgeons, like the ridiculousness of botox and the trout pout...

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One of my former bosses never shaved her legs.

I never noticed it until one day we were at a meeting in her office, where it was just a few people.

She was wearing white stockings, too.

I looked at her shins or shoes or whatever, Why? Who the hell knows - did I drop my pen? I don't remember - but I do remember a few dry heaves and praying that I was gonna get out of there soon without redecorating my shoes!!!

 

gorilla woman in white stockings :scared:

Isn't that a Moody Blues song? ^^^

 

:musicnote: Gorilla woman in white stockings, never shaving your legs :musicnote:

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^^That comment is not directed at anyone. I just wanted to voice my opinion that a woman's identity is not defined by her hair (or lack thereof). All women are beautiful, and society should accept that. :)

Casey Anthony is not beautiful and society should shun her forever
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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

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^^That comment is not directed at anyone. I just wanted to voice my opinion that a woman's identity is not defined by her hair (or lack thereof). All women are beautiful, and society should accept that. :)

Casey Anthony is not beautiful and society should shun her forever

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/cMEW9.gif

 

Didn't see that one coming.

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

So here's the thing... With all of the porn and photoshopped girls out there I'm pretty sure there's a whole generation of young men that don't even think women have darker pigmentation on their butts, let alone any pubic hair.

 

Think about like... 1970's stuff, everybody was so hairy so who had a good view of anyone's butt to begin with?

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once. So you know, you've got to make sure that area looks good.

 

Also, have you considered maybe eating more salad? You should be going at least once a day. ;)

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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

 

Then you are good to go and are the envy of porn stars everywhere.

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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

 

I suppose if the affected are stays "ghastly white" even after repeated use and abuse, then no bleaching would be necessary.

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

 

Then you are good to go and are the envy of porn stars everywhere.

 

Not just porn stars!

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/wavey-1.gif

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

 

Then you are good to go and are the envy of porn stars everywhere.

Maybe I should think of a career change...

 

:LOL:

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

You'd be surprised. I've seen quite a few talented porn stars and they are just built for it I guess.

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

You'd be surprised. I've seen quite a few talented porn stars and they are just built for it I guess.

 

Yessssssssss....

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/hannibal_zps66ce6abf.jpg

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

 

That depends on who's starring. If it's Ron Jeremy then I can handle zero.

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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

 

Then you are good to go and are the envy of porn stars everywhere.

Maybe I should think of a career change...

 

:LOL:

 

In for pics/vids.

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Is there an actual thing called anal bleaching? What the hell has happened to this world??????????????? Why would someone want their asshole to be white? Me thinks putting bleach down there would be a bad idea...

 

Holy snappin' assholes, Batman...

 

Next thing you know we'll be talking about bleaching nose hairs or some goddam thing. Yikes............................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

I know you live off of the grid... However I am right in the middle of the state that started it all... so I promise you that yes, it is real. http://www.pinkcheeks.com/

 

Also, you can already buy bleach for facial hair.

 

 

Well, holy Jesus Christ... I've seen everything now.

 

Question - Why does it matter what color your asshole is? Isn't that the part of your body where actual shit comes out? Even the most revealing of bikinis wouldn't show your asshole... Even if you walked around completely buck naked, you STILL wouldn't see your asshole. Unless, of course, you dropped your car keys and then you bent over (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over) and your friend (a very, VERY good friend) used both of his or her hands and spread your buns waaaaay apart. Then, okay, I could see why one desire to have a "bleached asshole."

 

Just wondering... (Off the gridness)

 

And, I guess I could add quite frankly, that even though I haven't actually checked, I can assume that my asshole is brown. Why? Because shit comes out of it every day. Nearly every day...

 

Maybe we should start a new thread, eh?????????????????????????????????

 

These days you've got girls trying to shove 8 guys up their bungholes at once.

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/hmm_zps43d63a5c.gif

 

Links???

 

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/ohnoes_zpsc1e9b5fe.gif

 

It was an exaggeration (I hope). If I had actually witnessed something like that I'd be here crying... still.

 

I'll send you some links.

 

:laughing guy:

 

Just tell me how many simultaneous penetrations you can handle seeing.

 

:LMAO:

 

That depends on who's starring. If it's Ron Jeremy then I can handle zero.

 

Awww...Not a fan?

 

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/LOLlapalooza/bilde_zpsf3041884.jpg

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Anal bleaching is for porn star chicks who've taken one too many in the derriere...

 

I thought it was to make that area more appealing for the casting director in order to take more in that uhm... area.

 

Well it goes darker apparently after extended use so they bleach the area every so often to make it look better, I saw it on this porn documentary show. You know the ones they show some porn being filmed too but they only show long shots from obscure angles or close ups with the rude bits fuzzed out.

Interesting. So they wax and bleach? What if you're already ghastly white like uhh some women are?

Well they are what they are. It's the same with people who are obsessed with dieting, becoming thin isn't always the answer to your problems, and maybe there is no answer. Same with botoxing your lips into rubber dingy size or climbing up on the table and pushing your arse up to the spotlights for a good bleaching... :o

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