invisible airwave Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Bart: I can't let Dad see me playing hooky! Homer: I can't let the boy see me skipping work! [bart brushes his hair forward; Homer uses a comb as a mustache] Bart: [walking past] Good afternoon. Homer: [walking past] How do you do, sir? Bart & Homer: [chuckle] Sucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 A spoor! His brand of gum, Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention. {Heh. I wish someone was around to hear that.} And so we enter...endgame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! Made me think of this:Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests. Principal Skinner: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. Homer: I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 This always cracks me up..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VX4Lpf-xdg "Sorry it's not in packages." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM Purple monkey dishwasher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! Made me think of this:Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests.Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it. Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case. Judge: You rest your case? Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.Lionel Hutz will win your lawsuit in 30 minutes or your pizza is free! I miss Phil Hartman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmMPaddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin’ :rfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery! Made me think of this:Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can all bask in his gentle decency. Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green earth.Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests.Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it. Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case. Judge: You rest your case? Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.Lionel Hutz will win your lawsuit in 30 minutes or your pizza is free! I miss Phil Hartman The Lionel Hutz you know no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 :hi: Miguel! :rfl: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 There was a little Spanish fleaA record star he thought he'd behe heard of singers like beatles and the chipmunks he'd seen on tv....Why not a Little Spanish Flea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FniftYmn8TA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Moe: [answers the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calls out] Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass?! Man: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass. Moe: Telephone. [hands Hugh the receiver] Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass. Bart: [surprised] Uh, hi. Hugh: Who's this? Bart: Bart Simpson. Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart? Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now. Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up and breathes a sigh] What a nice young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 Mmmm... AppleMmmm... Bad EggsMmmm... BarbecueMmmm... BeerMmmm... Beer NutsMmmm... Bowling FreshMmmm... BurgerMmmm... Business DealMmmm... CandyMmmm... CaramelMmmm... Caramel BaloneyMmmm... ChickenMmmm... ChocolateMmmm... ConvenientMmmm... (visualizes cooking books and fudge numbers)Mmmm... Crumbled-up Cookie ThingsMmmm... CupcakesMmmm... DanishMmmm... DonutsMmmm... Elephant FreshMmmm... Far FetchedMmmm... FatteningMmmm... Fifty Dollar PretzelMmmm... FishMmmm... Foot-long Chili DogMmmm... Forbidden DonutMmmm... Free GooMmmm... GarnishMmmm... GrapefruitMmmm... Gummi BeerMmmm... HamMmmm... HamburgersMmmm... HippoMmmm... Hog FatMmmm... Hors Do-Vers (Hors D'oeuvres)Mmmm... HugMmmm... IncapacitatingMmmm... Invisible ColaMmmm... LambMmmm... The Land Of ChocolateMmmm... LoganberryMmmm... MargeMmmm... MarshmallowsMmmm... McNuggettsMmmm... MeMmmm... MedicineyMmmm... MemoMmmm... MosesMmmm... Open Faced Club SandwichMmmm... Organized CrimeMmmm... OvuliciousMmmm... PancakesMmmm... PiMmmm... PickleMmmm... Pie PantsMmmm... Pistol WhipMmmm... PointyMmmm... Pork PieMmmm... Potato ChipsMmmm... PromoMmmm... PurpleMmmm... Recirculated AirMmmm... SacreliciousMmmm... SaltyMmmm... ShrimpMmmm... Sixty-four Slices of American CheeseMmmm... SlantyMmmm... Snickers PieMmmm... SnoutsMmmm... Soggy BreadMmmm... SomethingMmmm... Soylent GreenMmmm... SpaghettiMmmm... Split Pea...*gasp*...with ham!Mmmm... SprinklesMmmm... Strained PeasMmmm... Sugar WallsMmmm... TerribleMmmm... TrophyMmmm... TurbulentMmmm... Unexplained BaconMmmm... Unprocessed Fish SticksMmmm... Urinal FreshMmmm... Various Eggs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) Mmmm... AppleMmmm... Bad EggsMmmm... BarbecueMmmm... BeerMmmm... Beer NutsMmmm... Bowling FreshMmmm... BurgerMmmm... Business DealMmmm... CandyMmmm... CaramelMmmm... Caramel BaloneyMmmm... ChickenMmmm... ChocolateMmmm... ConvenientMmmm... (visualizes cooking books and fudge numbers)Mmmm... Crumbled-up Cookie ThingsMmmm... CupcakesMmmm... DanishMmmm... DonutsMmmm... Elephant FreshMmmm... Far FetchedMmmm... FatteningMmmm... Fifty Dollar PretzelMmmm... FishMmmm... Foot-long Chili DogMmmm... Forbidden DonutMmmm... Free GooMmmm... GarnishMmmm... GrapefruitMmmm... Gummi BeerMmmm... HamMmmm... HamburgersMmmm... HippoMmmm... Hog FatMmmm... Hors Do-Vers (Hors D'oeuvres)Mmmm... HugMmmm... IncapacitatingMmmm... Invisible ColaMmmm... LambMmmm... The Land Of ChocolateMmmm... LoganberryMmmm... MargeMmmm... MarshmallowsMmmm... McNuggettsMmmm... MeMmmm... MedicineyMmmm... MemoMmmm... MosesMmmm... Open Faced Club SandwichMmmm... Organized CrimeMmmm... OvuliciousMmmm... PancakesMmmm... PiMmmm... PickleMmmm... Pie PantsMmmm... Pistol WhipMmmm... PointyMmmm... Pork PieMmmm... Potato ChipsMmmm... PromoMmmm... PurpleMmmm... Recirculated AirMmmm... SacreliciousMmmm... SaltyMmmm... ShrimpMmmm... Sixty-four Slices of American CheeseMmmm... SlantyMmmm... Snickers PieMmmm... SnoutsMmmm... Soggy BreadMmmm... SomethingMmmm... Soylent GreenMmmm... SpaghettiMmmm... Split Pea...*gasp*...with ham!Mmmm... SprinklesMmmm... Strained PeasMmmm... Sugar WallsMmmm... TerribleMmmm... TrophyMmmm... TurbulentMmmm... Unexplained BaconMmmm... Unprocessed Fish SticksMmmm... Urinal FreshMmmm... Various Eggsmmmm...long list mmmm....edited post Edited February 25, 2013 by CygnusGal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this.. this..Bart: Rudiger.Brad: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger.. Marge: His name is Bart! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 In honor of C. Everett Koop who died today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUpxLtQ-Ms0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this.. this..Bart: Rudiger.Brad: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger..Marge: His name is Bart! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsz2cBbzMWY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 No TV and no beer make Homer something something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CygnusGal Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Dough, the stuff that buys me beerRay, the guy who sells me beerMe, the guy who drinks that beerFah, the distance to my beerSo, I think I'll have a beerLa, la, la, la, la, la beerTea, no thanks I'm having beerThat will bring us back to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 No TV and no beer make Homer something something... You've got the shinning!You mean the shining.Shh! You want to get sued!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) No TV and no beer make Homer something something... You've got the shinning!You mean the shining.Shh! You want to get sued!? Urge to kill... Rising Edited February 28, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 28, 2013 Author Share Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) No TV and no beer make Homer something something... You've got the shinning!You mean the shining.Shh! You want to get sued!?Don't be readin my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willy's time!! Edited February 28, 2013 by Lost In Xanadu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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