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"Invisible Blaze" by DIO

 

If your drinking glass is unbroken

then your name is Johnny Blaze

'cause it never, never, never broke for him

he's busy shagging virgins

in a palace full of bars

so it's likely you might find him boozing there

 

He had thirteen years of teenage girls

giving them a helping hand

He had fourteen more of MILFs before

he saw a sight of land

She was a nerd's wet dream walking down the street

a prize inside her gown

And then the light

the G-string right inside her coming down

She said

We can go away We can leave here

I can make your dick invisible

It'll go away, way up

 

He felt eighteen a stupid teen

this lady wants a man

She's daddy's girl in JB's world

but that was when he ran

He never was confused, just alcohol abused

but that's just what he was

And then the spark inside the dark

the answer came to him because

it said

 

You can go away

you can leave here

you can make those drinks invisible

Going away again

 

Well, he woke up quick and he felt the kick of booze upon the brain

So he bought a last round and took a fast swig

of the finest shit on tap

It was a single drink that he just had

then he heard the bitch that came before

The only way to really stop

is to drink them to the floor

So this booze is going away

it's gonna leave here

This booze will be invisible

You'll never see it again

It can go away

I'll make it leave here

I can make booze invisible

I said...when I've gone away

lord you know there'll be no booze here

Coz I just made it invisible

It went away,

It disappeared before your eyes

You never touch it you never drink it

you'll never see it again

because I've just made this booze unseen

 

Well I'm an MILF master that's wasted half his life

I feel eighteen and I love sweet teens

I give them a helping hand to the holy land

and they make my knob invisible

and don't forget my booze

I make it go away

Invisible...

Edited by treeduck
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Happy birthday to a great, insightful guy!



 

One day I'd love to hang out and re-enact Shanghai Noon with you!

 

Have a good one bro

Have a laugh on me. I just know you'll love this

 

Edited by Tombstone Mountain
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Happy Birthday, Johnny Blaze!!! :blaze: :hi:http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana-burnin.gif

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bananas%20toasting%20beer.gif

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Happy Birthday, pardner! I hope it's a Blessed one!
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:LOL: Johnny is only a year old. :LOL:

 

Happy Birthday! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

 

Only a YEAR OLD and you're serving him LIQUOR? SHAME on you, Lorraine!!! :joker: :cheers:

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20toast.gif

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Make it a great one...

Oh my god... You're back!

Yep. It's only been about nine months. Some are happy about it and a few aren't. Oh well... :LOL:
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