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Since this thread is such a hit, maybe your local newspaper would be interested in having a daily "Ask Treeduck" column.

 

People could write to you about all of their little love troubles and stuff, and you can counsel and advise the lovelorn and lonely and helpless and ignorant.

 

:)

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Dear TRABBY...

 

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Well, I've heard Jane doesn't have the greatest reputation with decision making.....

 

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Which 8 players would reach the ATP World Tour Finals if taken from 1980 up to now?

In no particular order:

 

Fed, Sampras, Nadal, Borg, McEnroe, Djoker, Agassi, Lendl.

Not too surprising, those are the same 8 I had in mind.

 

Who the hell would win that if they were all in their prime?!!! <---And that's my next question! (Using the same round robin format as today)

Well it depends how they were seeded. I almost picked Connors over Agassi.

 

To seed them I'll go with Slam totals.

 

Fed (1) vs McEnroe (8)

 

Djoker (4) vs Borg (5)

 

Sampras (3) vs Lendl (6)

 

Nadal (2) vs Agassi (7)

 

 

Fed vs Borg

Nadal vs Lendl

 

Fed vs Lendl

Oh crap I did knockout instead of round robin. I'll do it again.

 

These are the teams:

 

1 Fed

3 Sampras

5 Borg

7 Agassi

 

2 Nadal

4 Djokovic

6 Lendl

8 McEnroe

 

1st series

 

Fed beats Sampras

Borg beats Agassi

 

Nadal beats Djoko

Lendl beats McEnroe

 

2nd series

 

Borg beats Fed

Sampras beats Agassi

 

McEnroe beats Djoker

Lendl beats Nadal

 

3rd series

 

Fed beats Agassi

Borg beats Sampras

 

Lendl beats Djoker

McEnroe beats Nadal

 

Semi-Finals

 

Borg beats McEnroe

Lendl beats Fed

 

Final

 

Borg beats Lendl

Hard to disagree with that. Still, I think Pistol Pete might make it to and win the finals. But Lendl could too. Half of them could.

 

Next connected question:

How much would you pay for a full pass to all of those matches with a seat wherever you'd like?

That's over a dozen matches of the gods of tennis at their peak

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Which 8 players would reach the ATP World Tour Finals if taken from 1980 up to now?

In no particular order:

 

Fed, Sampras, Nadal, Borg, McEnroe, Djoker, Agassi, Lendl.

Not too surprising, those are the same 8 I had in mind.

 

Who the hell would win that if they were all in their prime?!!! <---And that's my next question! (Using the same round robin format as today)

Well it depends how they were seeded. I almost picked Connors over Agassi.

 

To seed them I'll go with Slam totals.

 

Fed (1) vs McEnroe (8)

 

Djoker (4) vs Borg (5)

 

Sampras (3) vs Lendl (6)

 

Nadal (2) vs Agassi (7)

 

 

Fed vs Borg

Nadal vs Lendl

 

Fed vs Lendl

Oh crap I did knockout instead of round robin. I'll do it again.

 

These are the teams:

 

1 Fed

3 Sampras

5 Borg

7 Agassi

 

2 Nadal

4 Djokovic

6 Lendl

8 McEnroe

 

1st series

 

Fed beats Sampras

Borg beats Agassi

 

Nadal beats Djoko

Lendl beats McEnroe

 

2nd series

 

Borg beats Fed

Sampras beats Agassi

 

McEnroe beats Djoker

Lendl beats Nadal

 

3rd series

 

Fed beats Agassi

Borg beats Sampras

 

Lendl beats Djoker

McEnroe beats Nadal

 

Semi-Finals

 

Borg beats McEnroe

Lendl beats Fed

 

Final

 

Borg beats Lendl

Hard to disagree with that. Still, I think Pistol Pete might make it to and win the finals. But Lendl could too. Half of them could.

 

Next connected question:

How much would you pay for a full pass to all of those matches with a seat wherever you'd like?

That's over a dozen matches of the gods of tennis at their peak

I might dig out my secret treasure chest under the bed for that line-up!

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I wanna get out my HotWheels....., they're NOT under my bed.....

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Next set for you duck...

 

In a treeduck movie....

 

(1) What genre would it be?

 

(2) What director would you get to do the honors?

 

(3) What actor would portray you?

 

(4) What would the title be?

(1) Comedy thriller

 

(2) David Lynch

 

(3) Denzel Washington

 

(4) DUCKVILLE

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