JohnnyBlaze Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 My hairdresser unintentionally humped me. It was a woman. That was really weird. The last time that happened was with a male hairdresser. We did it in the salon he owned. I've also made out with guys at Olympic venues and sports bars during playoff games.I have a very strange life.Unintentionally humped you? I told her I was married so she'd leave me alone.Are you sure she didn't just bump into you? Or was there something more to it? Where was this at the salon? That doesn't happen to you? It happens to me like twice a week. Last week I went to the optometrist to get a routine eye check. I ended up getting 7-day contact lenses, an unintentional handjob, and an unintentional threesome. Weird. I don't even wear contact lenses! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 My hairdresser unintentionally humped me. It was a woman. That was really weird. The last time that happened was with a male hairdresser. We did it in the salon he owned. I've also made out with guys at Olympic venues and sports bars during playoff games.I have a very strange life.Unintentionally humped you? I told her I was married so she'd leave me alone.Are you sure she didn't just bump into you? Or was there something more to it? Where was this at the salon? That doesn't happen to you? It happens to me like twice a week.Last week I went to the optometrist to get a routine eye check. I ended up getting 7-day contact lenses, an unintentional handjob, and an unintentional threesome. Weird. I don't even wear contact lenses! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed. Nearly ten years since that last occured! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 My download of a radio show on sirius XM wouldn’t start. Turns out it was a bug since it was updated on my phone to fix it soon after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed. Nearly ten years since that last occured!The members of Mastodon haven't been disappointed with your selfies this week after ten years of not being impressed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed. Nearly ten years since that last occured!The members of Mastodon haven't been disappointed with your selfies this week after ten years of not being impressed! Aww shucks. I try so damn hard to impress them too! Lemme get a face tattoo!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed. Nearly ten years since that last occured!The members of Mastodon haven't been disappointed with your selfies this week after ten years of not being impressed! Aww shucks. I try so damn hard to impress them too! Lemme get a face tattoo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I met a man today. Too bad he was a weirdo. Aggressive as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I met a man today. Too bad he was a weirdo. Aggressive as f**k.Yesterday, upon the stair,I met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayI wish, I wish he’d go away... When I came home last night at threeThe man was waiting there for meBut when I looked around the hallI couldn’t see him there at all!Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!) Last night I saw upon the stairA little man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayOh, how I wish he’d go away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I met a man today. Too bad he was a weirdo. Aggressive as f**k.Yesterday, upon the stair,I met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayI wish, I wish he’d go away... When I came home last night at threeThe man was waiting there for meBut when I looked around the hallI couldn’t see him there at all!Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!) Last night I saw upon the stairA little man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t there again todayOh, how I wish he’d go away... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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