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My hairdresser unintentionally humped me. It was a woman. That was really weird.

 

The last time that happened was with a male hairdresser. We did it in the salon he owned.

 

I've also made out with guys at Olympic venues and sports bars during playoff games.

I have a very strange life.

Unintentionally humped you? :huh:

I told her I was married so she'd leave me alone.

Are you sure she didn't just bump into you? Or was there something more to it? Where was this at the salon?

 

That doesn't happen to you? It happens to me like twice a week.

Last week I went to the optometrist to get a routine eye check. I ended up getting 7-day contact lenses, an unintentional handjob, and an unintentional threesome.

 

Weird.

 

I don't even wear contact lenses!

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My hairdresser unintentionally humped me. It was a woman. That was really weird.

 

The last time that happened was with a male hairdresser. We did it in the salon he owned.

 

I've also made out with guys at Olympic venues and sports bars during playoff games.

I have a very strange life.

Unintentionally humped you? :huh:

I told her I was married so she'd leave me alone.

Are you sure she didn't just bump into you? Or was there something more to it? Where was this at the salon?

 

That doesn't happen to you? It happens to me like twice a week.

Last week I went to the optometrist to get a routine eye check. I ended up getting 7-day contact lenses, an unintentional handjob, and an unintentional threesome.

 

Weird.

 

I don't even wear contact lenses!

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I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed.

 

Nearly ten years since that last occured!

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I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed.

 

Nearly ten years since that last occured!

The members of Mastodon haven't been disappointed with your selfies this week after ten years of not being impressed!

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I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed.

 

Nearly ten years since that last occured!

The members of Mastodon haven't been disappointed with your selfies this week after ten years of not being impressed!

 

Aww shucks. I try so damn hard to impress them too!

 

Lemme get a face tattoo!!!

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I played a new Mastodon release and didn't for one second feel disappointed.

 

Nearly ten years since that last occured!

The members of Mastodon haven't been disappointed with your selfies this week after ten years of not being impressed!

 

Aww shucks. I try so damn hard to impress them too!

 

Lemme get a face tattoo!!!

 

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I met a man today. Too bad he was a weirdo. Aggressive as f**k.

Yesterday, upon the stair,

I met a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

I wish, I wish he’d go away...

 

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!

Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!

Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)

 

Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away...

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I met a man today. Too bad he was a weirdo. Aggressive as f**k.

Yesterday, upon the stair,

I met a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

I wish, I wish he’d go away...

 

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!

Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!

Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)

 

Last night I saw upon the stair

A little man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

Oh, how I wish he’d go away...

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