workingcinderellaman Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 A lamp like the one in Christmas story, only with two legs instead of one. http://cdn.redriderleglamps.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/h/christmas-story-45-inch-full-size-leg-lamp-1000-web.jpg And then I want to make people uncomfortable by asking them to turn it on by reaching up under the shade when they come to visit. Can you tell I'm bored today? I had a family cancel. :) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You really think you can turn her on? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You really think you can turn her on? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A lamp like the one in Christmas story, only with two legs instead of one. http://cdn.redriderleglamps.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/h/christmas-story-45-inch-full-size-leg-lamp-1000-web.jpg And then I want to make people uncomfortable by asking them to turn it on by reaching up under the shade when they come to visit. That'd make having one with two legs better! But invite treeduck and he'd spend the entire time turning the lamp on and off and looking up the shade. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A lamp like the one in Christmas story, only with two legs instead of one. http://cdn.redriderleglamps.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/h/christmas-story-45-inch-full-size-leg-lamp-1000-web.jpg And then I want to make people uncomfortable by asking them to turn it on by reaching up under the shade when they come to visit.That'd make having one with two legs better! But invite treeduck and he'd spend the entire time turning the lamp on and off and looking up the shade. :laughing yellow guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A lamp like the one in Christmas story, only with two legs instead of one. http://cdn.redriderleglamps.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/h/christmas-story-45-inch-full-size-leg-lamp-1000-web.jpg And then I want to make people uncomfortable by asking them to turn it on by reaching up under the shade when they come to visit.That'd make having one with two legs better! But invite treeduck and he'd spend the entire time turning the lamp on and off and looking up the shade. :laughing yellow guy:http://www.japanator.com/elephant/ul/8343-maid_legs_lamp.jpgI don't want but why am I not surprised that I can get these in Japan? Weird maid fetishes and all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Did you forget to turn off the NO2? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Put half a dozen of those in a David Lynch movie and people will say it's genius. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/AwKI1Pw.jpg 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/AwKI1Pw.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted May 27, 2016 Author Share Posted May 27, 2016 I never knew such lamps existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I never knew such lamps existed. Have you never seen A Christmas Story? If not, you neeeed to go watch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Put half a dozen of those in a David Lynch movie and people will say it's genius. Or animate them into a new version of The Wall. I can see it now.... comfort women for the Marching Hammers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted May 27, 2016 Author Share Posted May 27, 2016 I never knew such lamps existed. Have you never seen A Christmas Story? If not, you neeeed to go watch it!I was referring to the two-legged lamps. I want one that's scaled to the proper size. I don't think my wife would like it though and we would repeat the events of A Christmas Story. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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