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Will Treeduck be your VP? :popcorn:

It might bring up some birther issues?

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Tick, will Rush play at your Inaugural Ball?

Absolutely! Triple bill...

Rush, Marillion, Dream Theater

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I. Demand. Justice.

 

 

And, bacon. Mainly, justice against the guys who stole my bacon.

Under my leadership everyone will be treated fairly according to my current opinions on the situation. Don't worry though, it will be a good opinion and assessment! Some won't like my brand of justice, but all will like my bacon! I will build a wall to keep vegetarians out!

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I. Demand. Justice.

 

 

And, bacon. Mainly, justice against the guys who stole my bacon.

Under my leadership everyone will be treated fairly according to my current opinions on the situation. Don't worry though, it will be a good opinion and assessment! Some won't like my brand of justice, but all will like my bacon! I will build a wall to keep vegetarians out!

 

Splendid! Deport vegans! :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Mr. President-Elect, Treeduck says you are insane. How would you respond to this gross injustice and accusation?

Takes one to know one

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We'll need a Yukon Blade Grinder report on this new dark horse candidate!

I'm eating an Italian combo grinder as we speak! Good enough?

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Bacon For All !!??!! Begs Me to Back this Bold, Brave, Ballsy Backyard Bug! Tick for President!

 

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Lenotti for president 2016...

When I am president I will crack down on the crimes no one takes serious. For example. The clown who thinks he's cute by taking black spray paint and turning the 3 into an 8 on a 35 mile per hour speed limit.

This is no joke! Driving 85 miles an hour on a secondary road is quite dangerous to the driver and other cars and pedestrians. Turning our side roads into the autobahn is a serious offence and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. This is America, not Germany!

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also, I'd like to you remove all the yellow lamps from the nation's intersections. They are useless. Hardly anyone stops at them. In fact, most people just speed up. :huh:

 

So just green and red, no more decisions.

 

Might want to executive order rear bumper crash speed endurance though....while you're at it.

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