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Who Suffers From FOMO?


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It was pretty real at the end of high school with the prevalence of Facebook. No one likes feeling that they're the only one who didn't get invited to something.

 

These days I make my own plans. No fomo here.

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Oh yay. Another "disorder" we can self-diagnose. I'm sure GlaxoSmithKline will soon have a pill to take and make it all better.

 

Side effects include: gullibility, self-loathing, loss of income, feelings of inadequacy, constipation, explosive diarrhea, vomiting, sleepless nights, sleepless days (if you work nights), menstruation in men, prematurely sagging breasts in women, involuntarily changing hair color, toenail loss, hyperhidrosis, halitosis, olfactory hallucinations (most often reported smelling decaying flesh), spontaneous combustion, as well as narcolepsy during sexual relations. Some side effects may be permanent.

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Oh yay. Another "disorder" we can self-diagnose. I'm sure GlaxoSmithKline will soon have a pill to take and make it all better.

 

Side effects include: gullibility, self-loathing, loss of income, feelings of inadequacy, constipation, explosive diarrhea, vomiting, sleepless nights, sleepless days (if you work nights), menstruation in men, prematurely sagging breasts in women, involuntarily changing hair color, toenail loss, hyperhidrosis, halitosis, olfactory hallucinations (most often reported smelling decaying flesh), spontaneous combustion, as well as narcolepsy during sexual relations. Some side effects may be permanent.

You forgot sudden urges to masterbate in public :LMAO:

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