I get up at midday yeah
And drink a box of wine
Then it's on to The Macallan yeah
I'm drinkin' all the time
Well it seems to me I told my wife
Not to bother me when I'm on the can
I guess that's why she calls me
Calls me the retirement man
The kid is home by five o'clock
Says, "Daddy do you want another beer?"
Always seems to be wondering
Why I can't get my ass in gear
Well it seems to me I made a mistake
Thinking I could write like Rand
I guess that's why they call me
Call me the retirement man
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, Dec 09 2015 10:42 AM
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 10:42 AM
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:41 AM
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:43 AM
Wonder if this would still be Geddy's favorite to perform live.
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:43 AM
He wants to stay in bed just as long as he can
yes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man.
yes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man.
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:48 AM
You can write lyrics !! Time to replace Neil !
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:53 AM
blueschica, on 09 December 2015 - 11:48 AM, said:
You can write lyrics !! Time to replace Neil !
Two TRFers replacing one Neil. We've got Earl on the drums and JARG as the lyricist.
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:54 AM
Rather clever!
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 11:56 AM
MeanMeanPride, on 09 December 2015 - 11:43 AM, said:
He wants to stay in bed just as long as he can
yes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man.
yes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man.
He unexpectedly quit his vocation...
Time to take a big vacation!
But with Alex's hands
And Geddy's vocal glands
It was the right time of the DaAAAY!
He used to ride his cymbal through Hemispheres
But now he rides his bike through CanaDaAAAaAA
Was Moving Pictures, now it's birdie pictures
And don't forget his blog that he BABBLES ONNNNNnnnnnn!!!
(chorus)
He had a cool career that we thought wouldn't end
He's got a date with prune juice and a box of Depends
Plays with himself, gotta' help keep it stiff
Cos' our Neil is done, listen to this Alex riff..
*P-TWANGGGGgggggggg!
BOOM BOOM BOOM, BAP BAP
Edited by Del_Duio, 09 December 2015 - 02:50 PM.
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 12:00 PM
*deleted and added to the other one lol*
Edited by Del_Duio, 09 December 2015 - 12:01 PM.
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 12:10 PM
JARG, on 09 December 2015 - 10:42 AM, said:
I get up at midday yeah
And drink a box of wine
Then it's on to The Macallan yeah
I'm drinkin' all the time
Well it seems to me I told my wife
Not to bother me when I'm on the can
I guess that's why she calls me
Calls me the retirement man
The kid is home by five o'clock
Says, "Daddy do you want another beer?"
Always seems to be wondering
Why I can't get my ass in gear
Well it seems to me I made a mistake
Thinking I could write like Rand
I guess that's why they call me
Call me the retirement man
And drink a box of wine
Then it's on to The Macallan yeah
I'm drinkin' all the time
Well it seems to me I told my wife
Not to bother me when I'm on the can
I guess that's why she calls me
Calls me the retirement man
The kid is home by five o'clock
Says, "Daddy do you want another beer?"
Always seems to be wondering
Why I can't get my ass in gear
Well it seems to me I made a mistake
Thinking I could write like Rand
I guess that's why they call me
Call me the retirement man
I can hear it in my head and Geddy sounds glorious.
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 12:15 PM
Who needs Rush with all of our in-house talent?
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 05:15 PM
Lmao!
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 06:01 PM
Write some more for us, JARG!
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 06:49 PM
classic
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Posted 09 December 2015 - 07:29 PM
Good one.
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