JARG Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I get up at midday yeahAnd drink a box of wineThen it's on to The Macallan yeahI'm drinkin' all the timeWell it seems to me I told my wifeNot to bother me when I'm on the canI guess that's why she calls meCalls me the retirement man The kid is home by five o'clockSays, "Daddy do you want another beer?"Always seems to be wonderingWhy I can't get my ass in gearWell it seems to me I made a mistakeThinking I could write like RandI guess that's why they call meCall me the retirement man 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 :dweez: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FountainOfSyrinx Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Wonder if this would still be Geddy's favorite to perform live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanMeanPride Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 He wants to stay in bed just as long as he canyes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 :D :D :D You can write lyrics !! Time to replace Neil ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 :D :D :D You can write lyrics !! Time to replace Neil ! Two TRFers replacing one Neil. We've got Earl on the drums and JARG as the lyricist. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Rather clever! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del_Duio Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) He wants to stay in bed just as long as he canyes, he sleeps in till 12. He's retirement man. He unexpectedly quit his vocation...Time to take a big vacation!But with Alex's handsAnd Geddy's vocal glandsIt was the right time of the DaAAAY! He used to ride his cymbal through HemispheresBut now he rides his bike through CanaDaAAAaAAWas Moving Pictures, now it's birdie picturesAnd don't forget his blog that he BABBLES ONNNNNnnnnnn!!! (chorus) He had a cool career that we thought wouldn't endHe's got a date with prune juice and a box of DependsPlays with himself, gotta' help keep it stiffCos' our Neil is done, listen to this Alex riff.. *P-TWANGGGGgggggggg!BOOM BOOM BOOM, BAP BAP Edited December 9, 2015 by Del_Duio 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del_Duio Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) *deleted and added to the other one lol* Edited December 9, 2015 by Del_Duio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I get up at midday yeahAnd drink a box of wineThen it's on to The Macallan yeahI'm drinkin' all the timeWell it seems to me I told my wifeNot to bother me when I'm on the canI guess that's why she calls meCalls me the retirement man The kid is home by five o'clockSays, "Daddy do you want another beer?"Always seems to be wonderingWhy I can't get my ass in gearWell it seems to me I made a mistakeThinking I could write like RandI guess that's why they call meCall me the retirement man I can hear it in my head and Geddy sounds glorious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Who needs Rush with all of our in-house talent? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djflex Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Write some more for us, JARG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Good one. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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