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True or False: Canada is real


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  1. 1. Canada is real

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f**k Canada!!

no F#$k K you, you ignorant piece of dog turd!!!!!!!!!!!

f**k Canadians with your beady little eyes and flappin' heads!

Go back to bed, you weird little goof.

 

I'm guessing you've not seen the South Park movie.

 

 

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f**k Canada!!

Note: comment made by a worldly Brit not arrogant ugly American.

That loudmouth little worm is not worthy of washing my jock strap.

 

Shut up your humourless, self-absorbed twonk.

 

http://i.imgur.com/mM4RWlH.jpg

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I consider myself an honorary Canadian...I'm pragmatic, like hockey, qwerky sense of humor and like their beer better than US beer. They can keep their Timmaaaay Horton's though...our Michigan donuts kick their ass.

They have Timmies in Michigan.

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f**k Canada!!

Note: comment made by a worldly Brit not arrogant ugly American.

That loudmouth little worm is not worthy of washing my jock strap.

 

Shut up your humourless, self-absorbed twonk.

 

http://i.imgur.com/mM4RWlH.jpg

Go see a dentist you toothless cherp.
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f**k Canada!!

no F#$k K you, you ignorant piece of dog turd!!!!!!!!!!!

f**k Canadians with your beady little eyes and flappin' heads!

Go back to bed, you weird little goof.

 

I'm guessing you've not seen the South Park movie.

http://www.much.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/South-Park-Canada-feature-479x269.jpg

 

http://www.stoppingineverystate.com/images/south-park-canadians-3.png

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I consider myself an honorary Canadian...I'm pragmatic, like hockey, qwerky sense of humor and like their beer better than US beer. They can keep their Timmaaaay Horton's though...our Michigan donuts kick their ass.

They have Timmies in Michigan.

Uh yeah I'm aware of that. There's one about 5 miles from my house. They can take them back. They suck balls compared to our other donut joints.

 

Timmmay Horton's = Canadian Dunkin Donuts...bleech.

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f**k Canada!!

no F#$k K you, you ignorant piece of dog turd!!!!!!!!!!!

f**k Canadians with your beady little eyes and flappin' heads!

 

Their cars have square wheels. 'Nuff said.

http://i.imgur.com/SD8A7xz.gif
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f**k Canada!!

Note: comment made by a worldly Brit not arrogant ugly American.

That loudmouth little worm is not worthy of washing my jock strap.

 

Shut up your humourless, self-absorbed twonk.

 

http://i.imgur.com/mM4RWlH.jpg

Go see a dentist you toothless cherp.

 

plonker

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What about Bob and Doug Mckenzie? :o

 

I like Bob & Doug, eh! (And I'm half Canadian.)

 

I finally managed to buy their CD, track 7 contains Geddy! :D

 

Yay!

 

I still have their record that I bought back when it came out!

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What about Bob and Doug Mckenzie? :o

 

I like Bob & Doug, eh! (And I'm half Canadian.)

 

I finally managed to buy their CD, track 7 contains Geddy! :D

 

Yay!

 

I still have their record that I bought back when it came out!

 

:yay:

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What about Bob and Doug Mckenzie? :o

 

I like Bob & Doug, eh! (And I'm half Canadian.)

 

I finally managed to buy their CD, track 7 contains Geddy! :D

 

Yay!

 

I still have their record that I bought back when it came out!

 

Me too.

 

Beauty aye?

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What about Bob and Doug Mckenzie? :o

 

I like Bob & Doug, eh! (And I'm half Canadian.)

 

I finally managed to buy their CD, track 7 contains Geddy! :D

 

Yay!

 

I still have their record that I bought back when it came out!

 

Me too.

 

Beauty aye?

Eh ;)
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I've been there. It's real. And clean

 

They even have a $1 coin called a Loonie.

 

Do they call a penny a Queen Lizzie?

 

We don't use pennies anymore.

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What about Bob and Doug Mckenzie? :o

 

I like Bob & Doug, eh! (And I'm half Canadian.)

 

I finally managed to buy their CD, track 7 contains Geddy! :D

 

Yay!

 

I still have their record that I bought back when it came out!

 

Me too.

 

Beauty aye?

Still wankin Tony, take off eh!
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