Happy Birthday Johnny Blaze AKA Kwai Chang Caine (and Andy)

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Happy birthday to the ageless JB!

[JohnnyBlaze]

Happy birthday to the ageless JB!

You're too kind 73!

 

Kompai :cheers:

[treeduck]

Somewhere on the forum

Johnny's hiding with a gun

Swears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for fun

He's not sorry for having good taste

he's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun

 

He broke into a DVD store

To scratch his movie itch

He didn't mean to turn the place into a wreck

But he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck

 

Oh Johnny

 

You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguise

She doesn't know that his movie kick's gone bad

When they told this to his father

It drove the old man mad

he shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun??

and what is she doing with my married son??"

 

Just as his mother warned him

about watching Keanu Reeves

he said It's alright mom I know the guy is shit

Stoker's Dracula makes me heave

my nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits

 

Oh Johnny

 

Now the mods have got him surrounded

they're gonna give him to the law

He wonders what the fuckk's the problem

All this over a shitty store?

 

It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets away

Master Po and Master Kan

will tear him a new asshole

make him walk the rice paper with razor blades

unless he can spin them a yarn

 

Oh Johnny

 

Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burned

He thought he heard something move

Beside the trash can he stood and turned

The picture had been removed

 

Now there's a Rocky and Rambo poster

And a Schwarzenegger one too

like they'd popped out of a toaster

warped and popped like glue

 

Oh Johnny

 

And now he runs his own DVD store

with only good flicks now aloud

and if you want to hear him roar

ask for a film starring Will Ferrell

or that Adam Sandler bore

at your peril...

 

oh Johnny

Somehow I just can't place where that's from...and it's got to be a parody of something, yeah?

But you got everything down from the peril of asking me about Ferrell and Sandler (though Adam I might slide because I did enjoy Happy Gilmore and Wedding Singer) to the Keanu and Affleck poke...Ben's not a total slag though.

 

And ahhh, the ripping of my sphincter and walking on razor blades rice paper is a given with Masters Po and Khan.

 

Back in this world, I'm on the train now. In front of me is a young white kid wearing a baseball cap with the Canadien flag on it and suitcases galore. He's got the Geddy glasses and Vapor Trails era hairdo but he actually looks like Rik Emmett. The environmental backdrop is that there's a typhoon plowing through Japan at the moment...though it is not in this area, we're still getting some annoying rain.

 

These are the things you'd see if you had a JohnnyBlaze birthday.

 

Thanks heaps duck-san. May a dozen female birds hoist their ample breasts in your direction for one hundred millennia.

 

Yeah it's this song:

 

[goose]

http://timelines.latimes.com/media/event_images/160/ab1cd080-f175-4e93-bf2c-feb5c5b8d646.jpg

 

Wishing you a most honorable birthday, Johnny-sensei! :cheers:

[Chicken hawk]

♪♪♪♪

Happy Birthday Johnny Blaze AKA Kwai Chang Caine (and Andy).

[LyndseyG]

Somewhere on the forum

Johnny's hiding with a gun

Swears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for fun

He's not sorry for having good taste

he's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun

 

He broke into a DVD store

To scratch his movie itch

He didn't mean to turn the place into a wreck

But he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck

 

Oh Johnny

 

You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguise

She doesn't know that his movie kick's gone bad

When they told this to his father

It drove the old man mad

he shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun??

and what is she doing with my married son??"

 

Just as his mother warned him

about watching Keanu Reeves

he said It's alright mom I know the guy is shit

Stoker's Dracula makes me heave

my nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits

 

Oh Johnny

 

Now the mods have got him surrounded

they're gonna give him to the law

He wonders what the fuckk's the problem

All this over a shitty store?

 

It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets away

Master Po and Master Kan

will tear him a new asshole

make him walk the rice paper with razor blades

unless he can spin them a yarn

 

Oh Johnny

 

Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burned

He thought he heard something move

Beside the trash can he stood and turned

The picture had been removed

 

Now there's a Rocky and Rambo poster

And a Schwarzenegger one too

like they'd popped out of a toaster

warped and popped like glue

 

Oh Johnny

 

And now he runs his own DVD store

with only good flicks now aloud

and if you want to hear him roar

ask for a film starring Will Ferrell

or that Adam Sandler bore

at your peril...

 

oh Johnny

 

Brilliant!! :clap:

[LyndseyG]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY BLAZE!!!!!

 

:hi: :dweez: :7up: :cheerleader: :yay: :cheers:

Edited August 25, 2015 by LyndseyG

[Crimsonmistymemory]

Happy Birthday :cheers:

[greyfriar]

Happy Birthday, JB. :cheers:

[Citizen of the World]

Happy Birthday JohnnyBlaze :cheers:

[Tombstone Mountain]

So glad you came back Mr. Blaze. You certainly add a little somethin' somethin' to TRF. Happy Birthday. In honor of your birthday you deserve this:

 

 

[JohnnyBlaze]

Somewhere on the forum

Johnny's hiding with a gun

Swears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for fun

He's not sorry for having good taste

he's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun

 

He broke into a DVD store

To scratch his movie itch

He didn't mean to turn the place into a wreck

But he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck

 

Oh Johnny

 

You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguise

She doesn't know that his movie kick's gone bad

When they told this to his father

It drove the old man mad

he shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun??

and what is she doing with my married son??"

 

Just as his mother warned him

about watching Keanu Reeves

he said It's alright mom I know the guy is shit

Stoker's Dracula makes me heave

my nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits

 

Oh Johnny

 

Now the mods have got him surrounded

they're gonna give him to the law

He wonders what the fuckk's the problem

All this over a shitty store?

 

It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets away

Master Po and Master Kan

will tear him a new asshole

make him walk the rice paper with razor blades

unless he can spin them a yarn

 

Oh Johnny

 

Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burned

He thought he heard something move

Beside the trash can he stood and turned

The picture had been removed

 

Now there's a Rocky and Rambo poster

And a Schwarzenegger one too

like they'd popped out of a toaster

warped and popped like glue

 

Oh Johnny

 

And now he runs his own DVD store

with only good flicks now aloud

and if you want to hear him roar

ask for a film starring Will Ferrell

or that Adam Sandler bore

at your peril...

 

oh Johnny

Somehow I just can't place where that's from...and it's got to be a parody of something, yeah?

But you got everything down from the peril of asking me about Ferrell and Sandler (though Adam I might slide because I did enjoy Happy Gilmore and Wedding Singer) to the Keanu and Affleck poke...Ben's not a total slag though.

 

And ahhh, the ripping of my sphincter and walking on razor blades rice paper is a given with Masters Po and Khan.

 

Back in this world, I'm on the train now. In front of me is a young white kid wearing a baseball cap with the Canadien flag on it and suitcases galore. He's got the Geddy glasses and Vapor Trails era hairdo but he actually looks like Rik Emmett. The environmental backdrop is that there's a typhoon plowing through Japan at the moment...though it is not in this area, we're still getting some annoying rain.

 

These are the things you'd see if you had a JohnnyBlaze birthday.

 

Thanks heaps duck-san. May a dozen female birds hoist their ample breasts in your direction for one hundred millennia.

 

Yeah it's this song:

 

Thin Lizzy!

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://timelines.latimes.com/media/event_images/160/ab1cd080-f175-4e93-bf2c-feb5c5b8d646.jpg

 

Wishing you a most honorable birthday, Johnny-sensei! :cheers:

Thanks goose!

Hey, one of my (adult) students gave me some sausages and beer for my birthday! Can't believe she remembered AND got me those tasty treats! Hurray! :)

[JohnnyBlaze]

♪♪♪♪

Happy Birthday Johnny Blaze AKA Kwai Chang Caine (and Andy).

Thanks a lot! :cheers:

You know, that chicken hawk always reminded me of Fonzie's nephew Spike from Happy Days. :)

Edited August 25, 2015 by JohnnyBlaze

[treeduck]

Somewhere on the forum

Johnny's hiding with a gun

Swears he'll kill any TRFer who watches crap movies for fun

He's not sorry for having good taste

he's got a girlfriend who dresses like a nun

 

He broke into a DVD store

To scratch his movie itch

He didn't mean to turn the place into a wreck

But he was offended by a poster of Ben Affleck

 

Oh Johnny

 

You see that nun, she's his girlfriend in disguise

She doesn't know that his movie kick's gone bad

When they told this to his father

It drove the old man mad

he shouted "but why is she dressed as a nun??

and what is she doing with my married son??"

 

Just as his mother warned him

about watching Keanu Reeves

he said It's alright mom I know the guy is shit

Stoker's Dracula makes me heave

my nun girlfriend's got more acting skills in her bouncy tits

 

Oh Johnny

 

Now the mods have got him surrounded

they're gonna give him to the law

He wonders what the fuckk's the problem

All this over a shitty store?

 

It's back to the Shaolin temple if he gets away

Master Po and Master Kan

will tear him a new asshole

make him walk the rice paper with razor blades

unless he can spin them a yarn

 

Oh Johnny

 

Back in the alley where Affleck's Posters burned

He thought he heard something move

Beside the trash can he stood and turned

The picture had been removed

 

Now there's a Rocky and Rambo poster

And a Schwarzenegger one too

like they'd popped out of a toaster

warped and popped like glue

 

Oh Johnny

 

And now he runs his own DVD store

with only good flicks now aloud

and if you want to hear him roar

ask for a film starring Will Ferrell

or that Adam Sandler bore

at your peril...

 

oh Johnny

Somehow I just can't place where that's from...and it's got to be a parody of something, yeah?

But you got everything down from the peril of asking me about Ferrell and Sandler (though Adam I might slide because I did enjoy Happy Gilmore and Wedding Singer) to the Keanu and Affleck poke...Ben's not a total slag though.

 

And ahhh, the ripping of my sphincter and walking on razor blades rice paper is a given with Masters Po and Khan.

 

Back in this world, I'm on the train now. In front of me is a young white kid wearing a baseball cap with the Canadien flag on it and suitcases galore. He's got the Geddy glasses and Vapor Trails era hairdo but he actually looks like Rik Emmett. The environmental backdrop is that there's a typhoon plowing through Japan at the moment...though it is not in this area, we're still getting some annoying rain.

 

These are the things you'd see if you had a JohnnyBlaze birthday.

 

Thanks heaps duck-san. May a dozen female birds hoist their ample breasts in your direction for one hundred millennia.

 

Yeah it's this song:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utsPB8YyZc

Thin Lizzy!

There's another Lizzy one that I could use too Johnny the Fox. I almost did a double whammy but I thought I'd save that one for another time.

[goose]

http://timelines.latimes.com/media/event_images/160/ab1cd080-f175-4e93-bf2c-feb5c5b8d646.jpg

 

Wishing you a most honorable birthday, Johnny-sensei! :cheers:

Thanks goose!

Hey, one of my (adult) students gave me some sausages and beer for my birthday! Can't believe she remembered AND got me those tasty treats! Hurray! :)

What a nice gesture!

[JohnnyBlaze]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY BLAZE!!!!!

 

:hi: :dweez: :7up: :cheerleader: :yay: :cheers:

Thank you very much Lyndsey! :)

[JohnnyBlaze]

Happy Birthday :cheers:

Thanks Crim! And cheers for the personal message

[JohnnyBlaze]

Happy Birthday, JB. :cheers:

Thanks grey!

Was cool to see those pics of you, Bubbles, the mayor of Goatnut, and the other TRFers in LA earlier this month.

[RUSHHEAD666]

I know you love Jon Bon Jovi dude!!!

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "BLAZE OF GLORY!"

[JohnnyBlaze]

Happy Birthday JohnnyBlaze :cheers:

Thank you very much Citizen! :)

[JohnnyBlaze]

So glad you came back Mr. Blaze. You certainly add a little somethin' somethin' to TRF. Happy Birthday. In honor of your birthday you deserve this:

 

 

I really appreciate that! You add a hell of a lot to this town too!

 

As for that video, I never imagined combining frog hunting and cleavage. I mean, I pretty much imagined everything else + cleavage but not frog hunting! Looked like a tv infomercial in a Tarantino flick.

 

[Janie]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/birthday_cake.gif

 

Have a great birth... day JB! :)

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/birthday_cake.gif

 

Have a great birth... day JB! :)

Funny little chickadee you are!

 

Thanks Janie! :)

[blueschica]

Happy Belated Birthday, JB!! :cheerleader: :cheerleader: I always enjoy reading your movie postings!