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Lorraine
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Ever wonder why people who don't need money always win it?

 

I'm convinced there's something more to this. Those desperate for anything, even a few extra dolllars, must give off bad vibs or something that the Lotto tickets can sense. :ph34r:

 

Kind of like dogs sensing your fear of them. :yes:

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why your flatulent smells good but the flatulent of others does not?

:wtf:

 

Yours smell good? :unsure: What do you eat?

Yes, like a hearty beef stew simmering in ma-ma's kitchen. Nothing special.

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I am a deep thinker.

 

Doing so, it occurred to me that trees must be white inside, as paper comes from trees and is always so smooth and white.

 

Like my butt.

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I've sat and wondered...

 

... and got an headache

 

Catnip, sweety pie?

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I am a deep thinker.

 

Doing so, it occurred to me that trees must be white inside, as paper comes from trees and is always so smooth and white.

 

Like my butt.

 

paper is bleached to make it white I think, you can buy unbleached paper.

 

So trees drink the bleach...

 

Suddenly life makes sense!

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